Okay, well, I thought I'd just make up a story with the "perfect" Mary Sue, and see what she does! Anyway, let's go! (and don't forget to review!)
The girl walked onto the pier of duel academy. Even though there wasn't a boat in sight or anything, she had just arived. She walked over off the pier and then she met Jaden and the gang 'cause they were magically there! (well, they're always magically there, aren't they?) "Hi!" The girl said. "My name is Lunasi-Solite-Gaia-Regina-Diamonda Perfectness! I'm new here, even though it's the middle of the year! Oh, and I'm completely perfect! Yay me!"
Well, Alexis disappeared 'cause she's a girl and she can't be in love with her. All the guys also became instantly in love with her. She looked different for each one of them (except the clothes). So her hair, face, and eyes were different for all the guys so she was perfect! And she had a blue blouse, a red skirt, and yellow shoes.
"HIWILLYOUMARRYME!" Everyone yelled/asked.
"Umm... no..." Gaia responded.
"WHYNOT?"
"Because," Lunasi responded, "That doesn't happen until a later chapter."
"Ohh..." Jaden said. "Hey, why are you wearing blue, yellow, and red?"
"Well," Diamonda explained... "I'M SO GREAT I'M IN ALL 3 DORMS!"
"Does that mean you get all the rooms?" Bastion asked.
"Of course not!" Lunasi said. "Actually, because I'm so good, I get all the rooms! Everyone else will be sleeping in that shack." She pointed to a small shack made out of pinecones that had about 7 square feet of floorspace.
"Aw well, it's okay because it's for you!" Everyone said.
"I know!" Solite siad.
"Well, what's your secret?" Chazz asked.
"Huh?" Gaia asked. "I don't know what you're talking about."
"Oh come on!" Zane cried out. "Every Mary Sue has a secret! What's yours?"
"Oh... umm..." Solite thought for a moment. "Oh yeah! My father is Yugi, Yami, Kaiba, Mokuba, Pegasus, Bandit Keith, Tristan, Joey, Grandpa, Ryou, Bakura, Rex, Weevil, Bones, PaniK, Duke, Siegfried, Dartz, Raphael, Allistor, Marik, Malik, Noah, Gozaboroh, the Big 5, Arkana, Strings, Rare Hunter, Umbra, Lumis, Mako, Shadi, Para, Dox, Prof. Hopskin, Valon, Ironheart, andLeonhard! And my mother is Tea, Mai, Serenity, Ishizu, Rebecca, Chris, and Vivian! And you can't tell anybody because then everyone will want to duel me!"
"Uh..." Chazz said, "WHAT ABOUT ODION!"
"Oh," Regina said, "He's my uncle!"
"Well how can you have that many parents?" Zane asked.
"I'm a Mary Sue!" Solite answered. "I can do anything!"
"Oh yeah..." Everyone said.
"Anyway, I have to get to my bunk!"
"Wait!" Cried Jaden. "You have to duel me!"
"How come?" Lunasi asked.
"Because," Jaden answered. "We're gonna have to duel sometime. So we might has well do it now!"
"Okay!" Gaia said as her duel disk folded out (oh yeah, she was also wearing a duel disk!) "Get your game one!"
"LET'S DUEL!" They both shouted.
To be continued...