They'd worked on it for months. Careful calculations and meticulous planning, but he'd planned most of all.
"Maddie, there's something I've been wanting ... to tell you for a long time."
As they'd come closer to their goal they grew closer and closer together, and he'd be dammed if he let that moron steal his Maddie.
"Jack, it will never work"
And it shouldn't have. It should have blown up and gone far worse, knowing his luck.
"Jack, these calculations aren't right."
Yes they were wrong, but how could they have known about the cola?
"Banzai!"
He put his invention, his planning, his greatest work, to the test.
"AHHHHHHHH!"
And it was good.