Dear Brad,
This is my 10th letter to you under the name Berry Lover, although you apparently only found time to answer the first two. I keep asking you for advice on how to get Rachel to go on a date with me, because you seem to know everything about everyone in Glee club. I also request that you not call me Quinn. Who is Quinn, anyway? I sure don't know.
From, Berry Lover
Dear Brad,
I appreciate the fact that you actually answered my last letter, albeit the fact that you ignored my request. You also said that you wouldn't answer another letter until I admitted that I was Quinn. I am not Quinn, I still don't know who Quinn is. Do they also like Rachel?
From, Berry Lover
Dear Brad,
I would like to thank you for answering my last letter even though you said you weren't going to. It means a lot to me. Thank you for describing Quinn. Blonde hair, hazel eyes, was head cheerleader, last name Fabray. Never heard of her. Oh! Before I forget, please tell me what Rachel's favorite flower is.
From, Berry Lover
Dear Brad,
FINE. You win! I don't know why anyone would go as far as to compare penmanship to prove a point, but you did. So, yes; I, Quinn Fabray, with the hazel eyes and blonde hair have been writing to you for the past 2 months about my crush on Rachel Berry. Now that I admitted it, can you start answering my questions?
P.S.: I'm still going to sign as Berry Lover.
From, Berry Lover
Dear Brad,
I don't find you amusing. I do NOT stare at Rachel's….butt while she sings. I don't blush or smile, either. You should stick to your piano playing instead of watching me watch Rachel. But, I don't watch her, anyway, so…. Anyway, Halloween is coming up. I don't know what I'm going to be just yet, but maybe I can show up at Rachel's house dressed as a Tony award and win her over. Thoughts?
From, Berry Lover