Disclaimer: I own kingdom hearts 1 and 2 but not any of the beautiful characters…Oh but I wish I had Sora's cute ditzy ness to myself...

The Magical Pants…..

Sora, Donald and goofy walk into Neverland. "This place is pretty." Sora said with a dumb grin. "Ya real pretty." Donald said gazing around at the ship. Peter pan proofed out from nowhere and greeted them. "Gawsh its Michel Jackson"! Goofy exclaimed. "You mean the black man that turned into a white woman"? Sora said staring at peter.

"No, no this is peter pan"! Jiminy exclaimed jumping onto Sora's shoulder. "Oh I got em confused, how ya been peter?" Goofy said. "Fine just fine until you came." Peter said pouting. "Aw c'mon peter, goofy just made a mistake is all?" Sora said to peter. "I guess." Peter said. "Well so what did you call us here for?" Sora said. "Well sora you need to help me hook has taken Wendy again, and the heartless are all over the place"! Peter said. "Alright let's go!" Sora said. The second the idiot stepped off the ledge he fell to the floor. Donald just shook his head back and forth and goofy laughed. "No sora you need to fly!" Peter said. With a wave of his hand sora became all sparkly. He started to float. "heay theirs sparkly stuff coming from my pants!" Sora exclaimed. "WHAT SORA'S PANTS ARE OFF"? A disembodied voice yelled from the other room. Riku then burst through the door wide eyed. "No theirs sparklies is my pants." Sora said. "ooooh I get ya." Riku said eyeing sora sexually. "No I mean lookie at the stuff around me it's shiny!" Sora said. "Come with me then and I'll make it even shinier." Riku said with a sexy glance.

"Come and get me then silly!" Sora teased. "Yo Michel Jackson make me fly." Riku demanded. "I'm sick of being mixed up with some gay white chick!" peter said flying off. "eh I haven't seen gay love in a while." Tinker bell said with a shrug grating Riku's wish. "Riku hugged sora and carried him off to the bedroom. Goofy and Donald were still left mouth's gapping. Tinker bell flew to the slit in the door to watch Sora and Riku. Peter pan let hook stab him to release him of his misery. Leaving Donald and goofy in shock. "so who's guna stop hook now?" Donald asked. "I dunno but whatever sora and riku are doing and (saying) look more fun anyway." Goofy said with a smile. Donald stood still in shock………….

Wow I'm sick…well hope u enjoyed r&r plz! And if u don'r have anything nice to say DON'T REVIW AT ALL! Thank you oh! this WILL BE UPDATED 