Mario Goes to North Korea
Warning! fanfic contains naughty language that is censored
(Regular text is speech, italics are narrative, bold is thought and (A/N …) is author's notes or me just telling you something stupid.)
Alright, enough of that! Let's a go!
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Peach: Mario! Honey! Don't go!
Mario: I don't care, I want to go!
Peach: Mario please! You're making a mistake!
Mario: No Peach! this is a once-in-a-lifetime event and I AM NOT missing it!
Mario and peach are having a massive argument here because Mario wants to go to North Korea because he wants to go with Bowser and commit some stupid crime and get Bowser executed so he'll never see him again, it was pure genius to Mario.
Mario: I just gotta book my flight to Beijing and I'm done
Peach: Why are you going to Beijing, I thought you were off to Pyongyang? In fact, just don't go!
Mario: You brainless fish girl! I have to go to China and then get a flight to North Korea!
Peach: you're still making a big mistake you ****!
Mario: Now I'm off to the Toad Town airport to go to Beijing! Bye honey! See you soon!
Peach: He's making a big mistake…
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Mario: Toad town airport is grand! Much better than Dark Land ***port! I'll bet he is getting his butt kicked right now!
Phone: RING! RING! RING!
Mario: Ciao! This is Mario! Who is it!
Bowser: I'm not coming to North Korea! It's just too dangerous. And, did you know you're funding Mr. Fatty's Nuclear weapons by going!
Mario: I'm going to North Korea! And you're coming! Bowser: No I'm not (cuts phone off) Mario: HOW DARE HE! HE HANG UP ON ME! Mario went through the airport security
(or well, he didn't due to his status as a 'hero', he just skipped past it, (after stomping on some customers of course!))
Mario: Time to board the plane and go to Beijing!
(A/N: I'll just go through this bit quickly, I want to get on to the DPRK part and you want to read it) ... (OK let's just get to Beijing already)
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Mario: Here I am in the Capital of China, Beijing! Now i've got to go to Gate 6 to go to Pyongyang!
Mario walks through a crowded airport and goes through security while looking at serious looking men with even more serious looking weaponry, after that, he went to Air Koryo, the airline that would take him to North Korea.
Flight attendant: Welcome to Air Koryo! Here's your mandatory newspaper about our dear leader, kim jong-un and other amazing things about our powerful nation!
Mario read the paper, it spoke pure propaganda about kim fatty fat and how 'glorious' the DPRK is and how 'powerful' it is and how it's 'nukes' will reach California. Here are some Highlights of the paper:
우리의 친애하는 지도자 김정은은 재미있는 만경대 유원지를 열었습니다. 평양 밖에서는 북한 주민들이 들어가기 위해 대기하고 있습니다. 그러나 그들은 기다려야 할 것입니다. 북한을 방문한 멋진 북한인은"이 공원은 미국 최고의 인물이며 한국인과 일본인이 북한 내부의 아름다움에 질투하게 만들 것입니다.
Our Dear leader, Kim jong-un. opened Mangyongdae Funfair. just outside of Pyongyang, many people are currently outside, waiting to enter. A fabulous North Korean who visited the park said this: "This park is the best park ever, the Americans, South Koreans and Japanese will be so jealous of this park!"
북한의 새로운 미사일 시험은 완전한 성공입니다! 이 새로운 대륙간 탄도 미사일은 미국에 도달 할 수있는 힘을 가질 것입니다. 그냥이 이미지를보세요! 그 자본가 돼지는 우리를보고 우리에게 절을하고 우리는 미국으로 하여금 그것을 재로 만들 것입니다!
North Korea's new missile test is a complete success! This new Inter-continental ballistic missile will have the power to reach the USA. just look a this image of it! those capitalist pigs will look at us and bow down to us and we will reduce the USA to ashes with it!
미국은 제3의 녹빛 물통 운반선을 한반도에 보냈다. 평화 롭고 강력한 북한은이를 위협으로보고 있으며 도널드 트럼프 미국 대통령에게 북한이 미국을 파괴하고 인구를 줄이겠다 고 말하고 있습니다!
The US send its third rust-bucket aircraft carrier to the Korean peninsula. the peaceful and powerful North Korea is viewing this as a threat and is telling US president, Donald Trump that North Korea is ready to destroy the US and decimate its population!
The plane's engine started rumpling and the plane started to move.
Mario: Woo! I'm off to North Korea!