Warrior angst
Starring-Firepaw, Sandpaw, Graypaw, Tigerclaw, And Lionheart, and scourge!
Firepaw-I'm feeling very cranky, and Pubescent today and I don't know why! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr… I'm going to take it out on the cats I like.
Graypaw appears
Graypaw-Hello Firepaw! What sort of annoying-apprentice stuff will we get up to today?
Firepaw-No annoying-apprentice stuff today Graypaw! I'm sick of your huge gray face, with its ugly fat gray whiskers!
Graypaw- Why must you hurt me in this way Firepaw?
Sandpaw also appears
Sandpaw-Yeah! What's your problem Firepaw?
Firepaw-My parents are kittypets, my life is a mess, I love a medicine cat, and she can't love me back, I'm surrounded by fn wild cats and sht all the time. I mean, what the F?
Graypaw-But its wild Firepaw! The cats are Wild!
Firepaw-But I still have dreams of my parents in that wretched two-leg place, I can't take it anymore! I quit being an apprentice!
Graypaw-What?
Sandpaw-But what about facing that butt face Scourge?
Firepaw-Fine, its all up to you now Graypaw
Graypaw-B-b-b-b-b-b-b-but, No!
Firepaw-No go fight him!
Scourge-Hello little apprentice!
Graypaw-(Whimpers)
Scourge-Want a piece of me? What?
Graypaw-(whimpers more) (Runs away)
Scourge-Yeah you'd better run!
Graypaw-I can't do it!
Sandpaw-You gave it your best Graypaw
Graypaw-What's Firepaw doing?
Firepaw is hitting his head against the apprentices' den and muttering to himself
Firepaw-Angst, angst, angst, angst, angst, angst
Sandpaw-He's a little off today, haven't you noticed?
Graypaw-Maybe he's in love?
Sandpaw-Who'd fall in love with such an-
Graypaw-Maybe he needs a rub on the shoulder!
Firepaw-I don't want a rub on the shoulder!
Graypaw- Give me a shoulder rub Firepaw!
Firepaw-NO!
Graypaw-Shoulder rubbing!
Firepaw-I'll flay you!
They begin to fight like sissy kittypets
Sandpaw- Oi…Toms. (Quietly pads away)
The all mighty Tigerclaw appears!
Tigerclaw-What is all this rumpus?
Graypaw-Firepaw bit me!
Firepaw-Graypaw invaded my personal bubble!
Tigerclaw-Me thinks some severe punishment is in order here!
Firepaw and Graypaw-Oh no…
Tigerclaw-The two of you shall be dragged off by your tails to the Sunningrocks, where a half-high-on-sugar-and-caffeine- Darkstripe will be waiting with a straight jacket, and a croquet mallet! And then-
Firepaw and Graypaw- (takes out wands that appeared randomly out of thin air a few moments ago.) Approticus Luminus Oxeoprosos Hygene! Author's note-Sorry, I just typed in words that came off the top of my head….they might be stupid.
Tigerclaw-Yeah…um, I have to uh...Leave now. So um, bye. GREAT STARCLAN! I'M SUDDENLY FEELING VERY CRANKY AND PUBESCENT, AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHY!
Lionheart-(Suddenly popped up) hahahahahahaah…man that was awesome guys!
Graypaw-Thanks Lionheart!
Lionheart-Are you still full of that warrior angst Firepaw?
Firepaw-I think I can appreciate life a lot more now!
Lionheart-Well that's just fantastic!
Sandpaw-(suddenly reappearing after being alone with Dustpaw…in the apprentices' den…alone…for an hour!!!!!!!) Hey guys! (Sniffs) ewwwww…what's that smell?
Graypaw-Why its Tigerclaw's err…cologne he bought from Hollister.
Everyone-(randomly starts laughing for no apparent reason) ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahh… (Lionheart suddenly flies up to the skies)
Firepaw-Everyone make a wish!
THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's note- hahahahah…wasn't that funny? Say yes, you know you want too. (Holds Flamethrower to your head) Say yes or I'll torch you (Insane laughter). Please review…(puppy dog eyes)pwease???