A crack fic written by my friend.
The following story is a verbatim transcription of a story my friend made up when we were texting each other back in 2015.
So one day, in a far far universe, the world was blasted into little crumbs. But the videogame characters AKA Net Navi were transferred into a little plastic hard drive and Saito AKA Mr. Ito and the dragon dude with the dragon on his hand and Netto-kun AKA Natto (fermented beans) were transferred in a hard drive and the hard drive was kept deep underground in a never melting block of ice!
Then…THEN100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 BILLION YEARS LATER… NO WAIT TRILLION YEARS LATER
The new world where the dragon guy with the dragon on his hand was was actually a copy of the real dragon guy with a dragon on his hand that was transferred in the hard drive. THE FAKE DRAGON DUDE IS A COPY OF THE REAL DRAGON DUDE THATS IN THE HARD DRIVE. AND THE FAKE/ COPY DRAGON GUY WAS ACTUALLY… NATTOS DAD! HE WAS ACTUALLY A NEG NAVI TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE NEE WORLD BY FOOLING EVERYONE THAT HE WAS THE DRAGON DUDE!
AND THAT SECRETLY HE WAS A YAKUZA IN HIS OLD LIFE! and… AND WAS PLANNING WORLD DOMINATION IN THE OLD WORLD AS WELL!
THIS PLAN… WAS CALLED OPERATION….
(DRUM ROLL PLEASE)
OPERATION BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF THE TREE BRATS WHO TRY TO DEFEND THE WORLD!
TO BE CONTINUED….
TOMORROW
(if any ideas come up)
She never did come up with anything else...