Fine, Fill Me Up: A Song for a Fearsome Heroine
Disclaimer: Naruto is Kishimoto's Property. I'm not making any money off this story.
Warning: Language, Sexual Themes, and Morbid Content.
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Sakura's seal filled up to the brim
When the battle-scene grew grim
Like Tsunade's, its colour turned violet and filled up
Somewhere two Tumblr-girls drank from one cup
Ecstatic that their Queen had a canon victory
But her tears for Sasuke were so contradictory
So the crazed troop just got seriously divided
And for their Queen, they remained undecided
She should totally move on and get inside the other Uchihas' trousers
Said one deranged, soda-drinking rabble-rouser
Her belly was fat and round
That pimply face had gained another pound
Said that Sasuke never deserved her fine, fine arse
Forgetting that its fanon plumpness was just a canon farse
She never had that, nor did she ever possess tits
Thank God that she had some decent wits
To them she was a total beauty
Every Uchiha just loved to get a whiff of that booty
In canon, she was always kissing an Uchiha's rump
Fantasizing to give his cock a good, hard pump
But that was too demeaning for their Queen
She had got to wipe her cunt's desires clean
So the very bright, pinky-loving Toons
Decided to adorn their Queen with fanon balloons
She would be totally tough and admired by all
An Uchiha would answer her silent mating call
He would trip over other women and look silly
Thinking that he had to reach her and bury his willy
She would not give into him just like that
For she was no longer that canon door-mat
No, she was really above such drama
The young Uchiha had caused her such trauma
So his older brother would have to do
He was against that dreadful coup
Itachi would prove to be fine in bed
His cock would make her forget Sasuke's dread
That tragedy that involved her forehead and bullies
He would surely bring with himself loads of goodies
For he's the most tragic and beautiful man I've ever seen
Said an Evil-wanker whilst furiously flicking her bean
Her dreams to mount Itachi had finally come true
Through self-inserting, she could ever really screw
But some were not content with just one Uchiha beau
They had to add numbers till the readers said whoa!
The reverse polygamy was the new shit
To battle Naruto's toxic harem, this was their shtick
She had to mount each Uchiha
Which was to be her cunt's fatah
Uchiha-men would revere that powerful Tumblr-Feminist in disguise
Self-inserting was the only way to grind against an Uchiha's bloated prize
Fine, fill me up with your seed, amidst the cries she said
Write in me your cock's Daastan, till I'm truly dead!
Slap my cheeks with your dick!
I shudder still, it's so, so thick!
In the real world, the Tumblr-poster fainted
With sticky white, she'd been truly painted
Other Uchiha, all flustered, waited in line
A trollop in the sun had promised them some lime
Their empowered Queen was truly one to behold
She sparkled in the sun's radiance and lights gold
Light shone out of her cum-filled holes
For a Senju-pairing, she'd made ten more polls
For they had to, through Sakura, become truly famous
No Man from the real world would ever claim us!
The other group was not so satisfied
For their OTP, they really cried
The natural relish of a wanker's soul
Sasuke's cock was always her True goal
They weren't like a Trollop in the sun and her chum
A sad and lonely, Tumblr-dwelling bum
They were less forward-thinking
And didn't desire to leave the OTP stinking
Sasuke had to chase after her now
He would have to make a bow
For he had put his darling through hell
He just had to come out of his shell
As he loved her all along
They had read canon whilst hitting a bong
They just had to get together
Whether it was storm or a really cold weather
He would see that his love was deep
And his feelings for the dead were cheap
It was time to really move on
The Tumblr-dweller thought with a yawn
So she set out South to write a sentimental and weepy Tribute fiction
Where Itachi blessed Sasuke for cumming in his wife after some good friction
The fans wept, for the angsting and jizzing were lit and so heart-felt
Itachi understood his fanon brother, and that made his soul melt
But there were still more who thought that only Itachi would understand the plain-belle
He was just driven crazy and enamoured by her pink snatch's cute fish-smell
Itachi wept before her and adored her hair
He thought that her queefs enchanted the whole air
That brother of his was a nasty one
Pinky and he would have some good fun
For she allowed him to feel loads and loads of true love
Her Vespertine-cum-Heroes-activities involved probing him with a glove
She had cured him of the Evil disease
Whilst farting more of her essence into the breeze
Elsewhere she gave people new and handy Sharingans
For Relative Terms, his penis was a blessed blow-gun
Madara was not safe from these slobbering-wankers' wiles
He often greeted her with baffled-clown's looks and toothy smiles
The powerful Clan's ruler was really shamed
His cock, in her presence, was always inflamed
A terrible, terrible stitch in time might have saved nine
But there was no saving a man who thought the Queen's flat-body to be a shrine
His brilliant canon mind had rotted away
Her nasty cunt's smell couldn't be kept at bay
It ensnared him and his thoughts
His softie heart, in her presence, was tied in knots
He always became giddy and rolled his eyes
Like a little boy, a walking-erection, in disguise
Shisui, too, was reduced to a bitter pup
He just had to get hold of her size-zero cup
For that was how a "True" woman was supposed to be
Lack of secondary sexual-traits truly made a girl feel free
Not that that Hinata was any better
She just made a rowdy Naruto-Incel write a lewd love-letter
But coming back to the problem at hand
The Tumblr-wankers had made a large band
To fuck an Uchiha till he was almost crazy
They had made the line between fiction and reality too hazy
For the Uchiha bad-boys were so hot and really cool
When the outcast-nerds ate their lunches in the corner, they made 'em drool
They sniffed at Itachi's, Sasuke's, Madara's, and Shisui's pictures
To wank, they snuck a practiced hand into their roomy knickers
Then they looked around and smelt their cum
Drawing deep and letting out a hum
Like Naruto-Incels, they loved to project their desires
These Uchiha men set their cunts on hell's fires
They really got their smelly juices flowing
And they felt, beneath their fingers, their clits growing
The real, rich, and good-looking guys are so out of reach
They heard their little mustache and beard growing friend, Enbi, preach
She said that they made the air hot and humid under her frumpy skirt
To the presence of other people, she was totally alert
Then a gender-bending stories loving fool
Joined in, his inner-woman feeling so cool
It wasn't possible to get mounted by a cartoon
But her Queen, for them, was such a boon
They could totally inhabit her skin
And fuck each Uchiha with a clichéd spin
One high-wanker, a deep poetic girl, would suck and mount and fuck Sasuke by bawling, we did it!
The other, Evil with Relative Terms, would close her mouth around the beautiful and tragic man's bit
Madara penis would be taken by a bitch-version
To Shisui's cute pee-pee, one had no aversion
Others thought that all of 'em were super-hot
They'll gulp down their cum and all they'd got
Sakura was their ultimate Queen and saviour!
Without her, their dreams would've been bland and poor
For their Queen let them fuck the Uchihas good and raw
One dripping space-bird woman said that with a caw
In this quest to fuck smoking-hot cartoons they were truly united
In the matters of fan-fictions, they had clouts! and were truly far-sighted
When they stood up like kerosene lamps to choose their (Uchiha) pick
They thought, with a grin, that tonight was the night when they'll get to ride a make-believe stick!
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The End