After I saw some pictures on deviant art about America and Bulgaria I decided to write a fic about that pairing. I mean there is practically no negativity between those two countries and so I decided to try the pairing out. And guess what; I am making Canada evil in this fic. No offense, Canadians, but I doubt that Mathew is all smiles and agreements.
Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia
Of Lions and Eagles
Chapter: 1
It was yet again another chaotic world meeting. France, England and America were fighting, Russia was terrorizing the Baltics, and Hungary was beating Prussia up with a frying pan. The other nations were either trying to get out of the war zone or were yelling and trying to preserve the "peace" like Germany who had Italy behind his back. In the meads of the chaos there was one nation who was enjoying the show. Bulgaria would occasionally clap when England tears some of France's beard or adopt a painful expression every time Hungary lends a kick to Prussia's vital regions. When the things escalated and Russia decided to bug the only neutral nation, and by bug I mean shoot at him, Aleksander decided that it was time to go only to see that the front door was locked. Apparently he wasn't the only one startled by this revelation, because the fighting stopped all together and everyone turned to look at a cackling Canada. The potentionally dangerous blond smiled even wider than before.
"Great, you had found the first surprise of this meeting, now if you kindly seat back in your places we could begin." After all the nations were quiet Canada started talking again.
"Now as we all know the world meetings are a complete failure, so Russia and I decided to send you to Siberia, by the way Bulgaria, it's the 15th floor, even if you do jump from the window, you won't survive the fall. Anyway, I don't like the world order as it is now so Ivan and I will be getting your territories and..."
Canada stopped his speech to stare at the broken front door. He had forgotten to chain his brother and now the Bulgarian and he were able to escape. Thank God he figured to chain the others, but he still had to hunt down the escaped nations.
Elsewhere:
Bulgaria was driving like mad throe the streets and towards the airport. America on the other hand was yelling at him to slow down before they become a road kill, Aleksander, of course didn't listen. This was Russia that was hunting and shooting at them at the moment; even the slightest slowing will led them in Ivan's hands. When they were finally able to loose Ivan, get to the airport, hijack a plane and get it out of the Canadian territories they finally realized the situation they were in.
"Wow that was crazy. Who knew that Canada could be a psycho? And allying with Russia none than less, what had I done to deserve this? "
Aleksander just rolled his eyes; no point in telling the blond what he didn't wanted to hear. But why did Alfred ran away with him instead of someone else was a mystery. He definitely didn't do it out of good grace that was for sure.
"So, America, why did you bust me out of there?"
The American gulped, if he told Bulgaria his selfish reason he was definitely receiving a kick to the vital regions, but if he didn't tell he was probably going to be yelled at for wasting time. Yelling was definitely better than the kick, but he was America, a kick won't scare him!
"Because I am the HERO...and I don't have any hiding places, I showed them all to Canada when he last visited and since you were near the door I decided to grab you and hightail it out of here, so, um... where to?"
Bulgaria face pawned himself and told America to land in Burgas. When they did they took a train to Blagoevgrad. America wanted to get a car, but Aleksander stopped him by saying that it was too far. The train ride was a long and boring one. America couldn't possibly understand why Bulgaria wasn't even making an effort to start a conversation. He, America, had saved a nation from the clutches of the evil Commy and his brainwashed brother, that meant that he at least deserved said nation to talk to him, never mind all that he had done for the ex-Nazi/Commy up until now!
"Hey, Bulgaria, what are you reading?"
Bulgaria sight, here they go again.
"A magazine."
America's interest picked up.
"What kind?"
Bulgaria just gave America the magazine and pulled another one.
"A comedy one with fun facts for other nations, check it out, it will kill your boredom and give me some peace and quiet."
Alfred started reading the article with the occasional chuckles.
Macedonia:
A country Tito made up to piss off Greeks and Bulgarians.
Tito: You know what would really piss off those fuckers? If I made a country called Macedonia.
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!
Greek:
A person who is very kind and cool at heart. Very fun to party with. A person who has a high taste for OUZO and other hard liquor that you only need one shot to get drunk. They also like to break plates, eat a lot (at least 17 meals a day), and talk a lot and extremely loud. Also all Greeks are born with a natural instinct to hate, hunt and kill Turks.
Italy
Italian (thinking about football) says:
"Italians are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, Olympics, and so on...) says:
"Are you sure?"
USSR:
The best team on World in Conflict.
And the USSR would have been successful nation if their government hadn't been nutters
Also they technically won the space race
1.) They own The Americans and NATO on world in conflict
2.)The USSR would have been successful if they hadn't spent all their money on the damn space race
Acronym for:
United
Shit
Stain
Republic
Serbia: Dude I joined the USSR!
Bulgaria: ....that sucks.
Constantinople:
A totally fagged out place located on the sea of mammary that divides the black sea and the Mediterranean. Constantine thought it was tight so he made it the second capitol of the Roman Empire. He made it all like an umber fort city, and eventually built walls which Justinian would later expand on.
Byzantine synonyms:
Backstabber, power-hungry bloody git, smart guy.
Bulgaria:
A country founded in 681 that had been fucking Byzantines, Greeks, Serbians, Turks, and other kinds of shit since then. But apparently he did that one too many times and got screwed over by the Byzantines and later the Turks. Makes huge mistakes with arrange marriages the result of which latter come with armies, demanding for the crown.
Example: Sviatoslav I of Kiev, Basil II the Bulgar-slayer of Byzantine and so on...
Extremely vain, likes drinking strong alcohol such as Rakia.
USA:
Conqueror, wants more oil, his former boss was trying to use a medieval "God told me to!" excuse to justify his wars, eats hamburgers. His youth is going on for 300 years.
Commy:
1. A name used by any republican describing anyone who is not American
2. A name used by old American men describing anyone they don't like
3. A name used by old American men describing any Russian person or someone with Russian descent
Alfred reread the last lines. That's it? That was all this shitty magazine had to offer for him, the Hero? He had really thought that they could appreciate him more! He returned the, now offending, magazine to its rightful owner. With that the uncomfortable silence started once again. Then Alfred remembered what he had read about the Bulgarian, could Aleksander really have done that? He knew that Bulgaria was no saint, but still...it would be totally weird if he had. What that guy had done really shouldn't be any of his biasness, but America's natural curiosity made him ask.
"So, Bulgaria, did you really did all this stuff?"
Bulgaria looked up from the article he was reading and raised an eyebrow at the blushing Alfred. He started reading the magazine again while answering with a bored tone.
"I did actually in both ways, still do, is there a problem?"
America stared at his companion for a while and gulped. Not another pervert! Few minutes passed and the Bulgarian didn't turn a page. America's curiosity once again decided to take full control over his other senses and he went to Aleksander to see what was happening. He found out that Bulgaria had fallen asleep. He looked so peaceful that America almost could have sworn that he was an angel if it wasn't for the slight droll that was coming out of Aleksander's mouth. Without thinking Alfred cleaned it with a napkin. When he was about to pull his hand he stopped, why should he pull away anyway, Bulgaria was asleep, he could watch Aleksander's face for a little longer. He really shouldn't be doing this thou, Bulgaria was the only ally he had that wasn't captured, he definitely didn't want to stay on his own in such a war where the rest of the world was defenseless. America pulled away and laid Bulgaria on the bunk and put covers over him. He returned to his place and switched the lights off. It was nigh and he really should be sleeping instead of watching Bulgaria sleep, but maybe he could stay awake for just a little longer and then fell asleep, ya, that definitely sounded like a plan.
The pairings in this story will be many, but I decided to use AmericaxBulgaria and RussiaxCanada for starters. Hope you enjoy, don't forget to review.