Title :Addictions Author: Star_Princess_Lily (Lily) Chapter 1 : Pink nails

Lily: Ok so my first fic was a disaster, up to now I don't know what I was thinking to write that fic.

Kenshin : Sessha thinks Darrien's fault, that it was.

Lily : Owwwwwwww Kenshin that's so sweet, thank u.

Kenshin : Well Sessha thinks you're sweet.

Kaoru : What?!?!? *hits Kenshin on the head with her bokken*

Kenshin : Oroooo........ @_@;;;

Lily : Hey why you do that for??

Kaoru : ^_^U sorry.

Lily : Anyway on with the show. Wait, where's my disclaimer? *Limo pulls up at set, Hiko steps out* It's about time Hiko.

Hiko : Hey what happened to my baka deshi?

Kaoru : Ah, he had an accident ^_^;.

Hiko *smirking* : Yeah, I bet. Star Princess Lily doesn't own RK. She doesn't even own herself.

Lily : Yeah so if you sue you have nothing to collect ^_^

Soujiro : Can we please start now?

Lily : Your wish has been granted.

Kenshin : Hey Kaoru dono, sessha is going to buy some tofu in the market, do you want sessha to get anything for you.

Kaoru : When are you going to start calling me Kaoru???

Kenshin : Oro? Sessha does not know what you are talking about, but sessha will try harder to please you Kaoru dono.

Kaoru : I give up. No Kenshin, I don't want anything at the market.

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Yahiko : Hey *hiccup* Busu, would you stop flying around, you're making me feel sick.

Kaoru : Don't call me ugly Yahiko chan! ...... Wait a minute did you say flying?

Yahiko : Duh Busu, for my shishou you're rather stupid, and don't call me chan!!!

Kaoru : Why you little..... Is that sake I smell in your breath?

Yahiko : Yeah busu, Sano and I made a bet and......... and........ *passes out* @_@

Kaoru : SANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sano : Hey what did I do?

Kaoru : He's drunk and it's all your fault!!!!!!!

Sano : He'll be fine once he sleeps it off.

Kaoru : AHHHHH. You irresponsible rooster head!!! *sigh* Whatever, I need coffee.

Sano : Kaoru I don't think that's a good idea, you know how you get when you drink any.

Kaoru : I have some candies inside if you want any.

Sano : CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*17 cups of coffee and 5 boxes of chocolates later Saitou walks up to them*

Saitou : Where's Battousai, Tanuki?

Kaoru : SAITOU!!!!!!! I DON'T KNOW, WANT SOME COFFEE!!!!

Saitou : I thought we agreed on no coffee after what happened last time

Kaoru : Owww come on Saitou, I'll make you a deal, you leave me to drink my heart's content of coffee and I'll do your nails and lend you my pink kimono

Saitou : What colour are you doing my nails in?

Kaoru : Baby pink to match the kimono

Saitou : I love pink!!!!!! *Giggles like a girl* you got yourself a deal Tanuki

Sano : Hey Saitou I'm gonna tell everyone that u wear kimonos and you love pink! Hahahahahahah. The mibu's wolf in a pink kimono.

Saitou *Flings 6 bags of lollypops at Sano*

Sano : You have bought my secrecy.

Later on Addictions:-- Kenshin returns home to a surprise and Yahiko wakes up

Lily : Ok, I know it was kinda boring but I promise it will get better. PLEASE R&R