Title: Fairy Tale with a Twist
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Play 1: The Giant and the Beanstalk?
The giant was walking along the beach one day when he spotted a rather faded beanstalk. He pulled up the beanstalk and replanted it in one of his many flowerpots. He watered the beanstalk and kept it in the sunshine. The next day he looked at the beanstalk and he found that it had grown to his ceiling, he quickly moved the beanstalk to outside and watered it again. He made sure that the plant had proper sunshine. He left to do some chores, when he came back he found the beanstalk had grown to the sky.
"Dude! Freaky bean plant." He looked up at it and wondered where it went and thought, 'Eh, what the hey, I'm gonna climb it.' He climbed to the very top and what he saw scared the crap out of him so he climbed back down the beanstalk as fast as possible.
When he reached the ground, he grabbed an axe and chopped the beanstalk down.
When another giant came along and saw the beanstalk he asked, "Dude, what's that plant, man."
The giant looked the other giant in the face and shuddered, "It 'was' a gateway to hell."
The other giant was surprised by this answer, "Dude!"
The giant nodded, "It was full of little people in things that went zoom on the ground and a group of them were jumping up and down infront of three little people who were playing music. The music was good but the little people were scary, man. I mean I probably could've squished alotta them, but you know dude, that would've been like mean."
The other giant nodded, "Yeah, it would've gone totally against our vegetarian ways, dude."
The giant started to walk away.
The other one noticed and asked, "Where ya' goin'?"
The giant turned back to him, "I'm gonna go find another beanstalk, the music was great, can't get it outta my head."
The other giant now curious started to follow the first one, "What was it called?"
The giant started to walk back toward the beach before answering, "Day Green or somethin', but it was awesome!"
THE END!
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