Authors Notes: Hello, I own NOTHING! All rights and reservations belong to J. K. Rowling. I simply borrowed them for the amusement of my muse. Reviews are appreciated.
"I, good sir, most certainly am not!"
"You ARE! you admitted it just now! HA HA HA!"
"I admitted no such thing!"
The screaming from the kitchen in number twelve grimauld place caused even the neighbors to look around in confusion. Unfortunetely no one else in the house could stop the two trains from crashing. Although our young Mr. Potter tried.
"Sirius, you don't want to do that..."
"Oh HO HO! Yes i do! I don't think she has it in her!"
"Sirius, really, you don't want to..."
Harry didn't get the words out before his godfather had morphed into what usually was a very gentle, albiet large, dog.
"Padfoot, please, change back, you're not going to win this argument."
"WOOF!"
"Really, she's just getting more angry with how insensible you're being."
"WOOF! Grrrr! WOOF!"
Harry looked over at Hermione who had just finished her animangus training.
"Hermione, please, don't fight anymore. Why don't you two seperate, and calm down before someone... cough cough ME Cough cough gets hurt?"
Hermione was beyond mad. To be teased to the extent that our good Sirius Black had done. Well, he'd simply gone too far.
"Harry, if he's going to act insensible then I suppose I'll have to match it won't I? Step aside Harry."
"No, I can't do that, and you know it Hermione. He doesn't know."
"He would if he hadn't gotten that absurd idea in his head and started teasing me. Calling me ... THAT... It's not right, it's wrong, and I'm going to show him just how wrong he is. Now. Step. Aside."
"Is there no other way?"
ROAR!
Sirius Black had been listening to the conversation the whole time as his teasing nature started dwindling. Upon hearing an earth shattering roar he looked up into Miss Granger's face and a deep chord was struck into the heart of Mr. Black. Quite frankly, he was nervous. Scratch that, he was scared now.
Slowly, surely, confidently, Hermione Granger morphed into the largest she-lion the world had ever seen. Even as a lioness her head sat as high as Harry's who was at this moment uncovering his ears. She looked down to the now whimpering puppy that was frozen from fear.
ROAR!
Sirius changed back into his human self, incidentally on his knees.
"'Mione, good GODS! I'm sorry! you are a bigger animal than me... I'll never call you my pussy again!"