Iruka in wonderland

Teachers, scandal, & forbidden sex

By 2much4dis

Disclaimer: I do not own, just borrow…but I bet you wished I owned.

Warning: none…I mean its just minor talk of sex and a small sex act. See nxt chapter for smut.

~indicates characters POV~

indicates flash back

/indicates dream mode/

*indicates change in time*

"Naruto slow down!!!" Iruka chased after Naruto in a attempt to get him back. Sasuke however would not stop running no matter how hard his teacher called out to them. And Naruto was not about to stop running either for Sasuke had stolen yet another Ramen cup from the boy to get him to chase him. The only thing that comes between that blonde and his Ramen was Jesus himself. But Iruka was tired of this constant fighting, bickering, and teasing the two did. Something inside told him that the youngest Uchiha only fought to flirt with the littlest teen.

"Sasuke you rotten TEME give it back!!!" Naruto said with flames in his azure eyes.

"Not on your life dobe…however if you could catch me then maybe I'll reconsider!!" he yelled back.

Finally the brunette teacher stopped. Lets face it, the twenty some year old was not in any shape to be chasing these two teenaged boys. Plus Naruto was not nearly as athletic as the younger Uchiha, so he'd probably stop anyway. The teacher was tired and probably be heading back and waiting for the two students; but he was tired and wanted to rest. Maybe a short nap wasn't such a bad news. He found a small tree and layed down underneath it. Within five minutes he'd be asleep and hopefully the kids would wake him up on their way back.

/welcome to wonderland./

~Iruka~

I took a flip turn into water and smacked on top of it. It wasn't water it was a see through floor. I felt weird lost and confused and on top of all that…I was in a dress! Wait what?!? What was going on, where was I, and why the hell was I in a dress?

"I'm late! I'm late!!! Oh dear oh my!!!" a low seductive voice echoed through out the room.

"Late?" I asked myself.

"I'm late…so very…oh my the gods have blessed me nonetheless." The voice was now behind me. Then I realized that I was still on the floor on all floors and my hips in the air. The dress must have been revealing my butt since it was now above my head.

"Hey!!!" I jumped up and covered my rear. I turned around to face my voyeur and frowned. "Just who the hell are you and what the fuck do you think you are doing?" I spat.

He looked at me amused. "The question is what the fuck are you doing? Oh and who are you?" he said with a smirk.

This man he was weird he had on a half mask with that suit though and it was a silver coloured one at that. The under shirt was pink and he, he had a tail; and bunny ears.

Wait a minute…I know this man…Hatake, Kakashi?

"Ka-Kakashi its me, you know Iruka. You know we've been friends since elementary." I pointed out straitening my dress. Just cause I was in a dress and didn't want to be didn't mean I'd look sloppy.

Before I knew it he had my hand in one hand and his cane in the other. He kissed my hand with a sadistic grin. Just like Kakashi. "I'm sure I'd remember a beauty like you…and being in the same school would be an honor at the least. I want to make it with you some day but as for now…I am terribly late." He said checking the time.

"Oh, I'll just pretend I didn't hear that 'make it with you' part Hatake, but seriously where are we and how do I leave?" I asked pulling my hand from his hand and blushing.

He looked around, "it seemed we've been eaten by doorknob, simple just have him through us up. As you can see were in the wrong dimension."

"Okay I'll play along…how do we do that?" I asked dully.

"Feed him something he doesn't like…semen…" Kakashi said with a smirk.

"Hatake that isn't funny!!!"

"How on earth do you know my name and why must you call me that? But more off why are so hard headed? If you don't want to do it, then I'll do it for you." He said putting in his pocket and walking over towards me. I'm dreaming. I am dreaming. I'm dreaming.

I was grabbed by my dress and pulled toward him one strong arm wrapped around my waist the other pulling the dress up.

"Kakashi…stop." I said with no real power behind it.

He pulled the masked down and came in close enough to kiss me. "So my dear little…can I call you dolphin?" I was transfixed with how fucking hot he was. I had forgotten how hot he was because he liked wearing that damned mask to keep off unwanted attractions. In all the years I've known him I never so much as mentioned my sexuality. I guess I feared he would not see me the same. I have however viewed him; he has had several girls after him. In fact until eighth grade when he started wearing that damned mask he had women of every age chase him. Even our teachers would hint out their attraction to him. But he never ever once approved of any girl I liked in middle school. He would always find something wrong with her and be quick to be the reason of our break up. I think deep down inside he knew I was gay, and that I didn't really like girls.

"Kakashi wait you have a girl friend…" and then he kissed me. It felt right! Ohmigawd I'm going straight to hell. I needed to stop but that was somewhat out of the question. I jumped when I felt his warm fingers curl over my manhood and stroke me there.

"It's alright Iruka, play with me…do it for me." He pleaded. I was lost, torn in between pushing him away or pulling him in. I knew I had something from him, but I refused to believe it was anything other than lust. Lust was too much to say the least.

He began to rub me in a steady rhythm, I thought with a little more time I would blow; but then he rubbed his length against mine, stroking us simultaneously then I knew I was about to cum. He was soon in the same condition as me. He was panting and bititng and licking me all over my neck till finally I felt a sharp pull on my waist pulling us together.

His other hand snaked around from my hips and pulled my right hand toward our cocks. He wrapped my fingers around it and began moving it himself. I wasn't going to last long, he speed up and I knew I was going to explode.

"Ugh, Iruka…more…faster!!!" Kakashi groaned. That's when I noticed…Kakashi wasn't holding my hands there anymore, and I felt a sadistic chill over take me and push me the last few steps over the brink.

"…Kakashi…ugh!!!" I came next. I heard a retching sound and I was enveloped in the darkness.

/Dream mode ended/

"huh…huh, huh, ugh…" my bed sheets were wet and sticky. I must have cum in my sleep; but more weirder then that why was I dreaming of Kakashi. I needed a cold shower…

*

As I waited for class to begin (praying not to see my silverlete colleague that I have been having wet dreams of) I watched as Sasuke, who always seems to arrive early, came in baring orange clothes. I was wondering why but didn't speak…he had on that Sadist smile on and I was NOT about to ask why.

Class began and as last minutes students rushed into my class, I felt a pair of warm arms snake around me. Instantly I jump and looked back. It was in fact the silvered haired colleague I had been avoiding.

"Good morning RuRu-chan…why your perky today." He whispered near my ear.

I blushed from the sexual innuendo…what the fuck I'm perky?

"w-what do you mean?" I asked quietly.

He grabbed my nipples (which have been hard since he came) through the shirt and squeezed them. I let out a soft gasp and grabbed his hands making no attempt to pull them away. I feel him pull me in and our lips brush as he goes to whisper something in my ear. I moan as his hot breathe washes over me.

"I mean…" he squeezed them again, "you're perky." He kissed my earlobe licking the outer rim and sucking on the tip. I gave a gutter cry, pushing at his chest. He was stronger then me so he didn't move. "As much as I appreciate how horny you are today…" he turned my head towards the classes direction, "I don't think you'd appreciate the audience." He laughed. The class was wide eyed and staring; most of the boys were bisexual and wanted to watch. All the girls had sign reading 'YAOI ROX' or 'KakaIru' wait a minute.

"B-but, wait…what?" I pushed him away and take a few steps away. I had to get out…so many things were running through my brain…Kakashi just directly hit on me…and he molested me. And I LIKED it!!!

I backed out of the room observing Kakashi. Maybe he was going to say "just kidding Iru, or gotcha, or even on rare occasions Happy birthday!!!" But nothing came. He was seriously searching me for a response too. How do you react when your best friend molests you?

"kaka-" I noticed he didn't have that damned cover up mask or long ass turtle neck to cover his face. The famous girl killing, boy changing, date raping, oh-my-gawd Kakashi face was bare and, damn he was still hot. I wanted to run…I needed to.

"Iruka…" with a lick of his lips and that was it.

"Sensei!!! He done cross the mother-fucking line!!!" Naruto broke my trance as he came in with a loud bang. Thank you Naruto!!! I turned around to tell him to shut up he was loud and I was shocked into utter silence. So was half the class for about half a minute before the busted into harmonious laughter. Naruto came in full of rage in a blue dress. He had knee high stocking and a large bow at the back with girly shoes on. The heals weren't that big but it was there.

"Uchiha you bastard, there better be a damned good reason why you ran off with my clothes…anyway you got seven seconds to explain it." He came down face to face with the raven haired teen. I surely hope they weren't about to fight. Kakashi got ready to pull them apart should they try. Naruto got on top of the desk and bended over giving the first few rows of the class a perfect view of his goodies, and a couple of nosebleeds.

"I said why the fuck did you take, my, clothes?!?" he put his hand on his hip and bent a knee.

The Uchiha just smirked and pushed his glasses low to look up into the blondes eyes.

"Naruto get off the-" I was interrupted by the not so quiet Sasuke.

"Cause I wanted to, besides dobe…you look hot." He said.

"What the hell did you just say to me?!? What the fuck is that suppose to mean?!!?" the blonde bold his fist up ready to beat him.

"This-" the raven haired teen pulled Naruto in for a kiss. Not like the one from elementary were they just touched lips either. Full on tongue, lips, and biting. This was not helping my erection I had hoped would go away.

Naruto threw Sasuke back and spit several times, "You son of bitch!!! Your dead, who the fuck said you could kiss me!?!" Sasuke shrugged and sat back. "I wanted to." Was his smug response. This was going to get bad.

Naruto was about to strike when his clothes went flying and hit him in the face. Morris Sakagae stood on top of his desk with an anger expression that would scare the piss out of an adult. "Naruto, Sasuke wait till after school to finish your quarreling. And change out of that ridiculous outfit. Can you baka's do that? And Kakashi I suggest you leave to before you have a sexual harassment suite charged against you." He said coldly.

Kakashi barely twitched, suppressing his anger from being told off by the kid. He decided to leave with out making a comment. However as he passed me he said one thing, "See you at 2:30" and he left something in my pocket. With that he was gone and class for a very weird day.

Through out class something weird struck me other than Naruto's constant looking at Sasuke and Sasuke returning the favor. Morris was staring at me the same way Kakashi was…

I got it postd after 3 days of work, forgive any accidents I didn't mean it…I just got bitchin new fone 2!!! Anyway, I wanted 2 post it yesterday but I couldn't last minute projects r bitches!!! nd finals r soon, I had 2 cram…o nd hooray 4 yaoi, if u want a really gud story State kunouchi!!!!