it was just another normal day in jaberwocky... the stoned teenager buying shiny thing was blowing thing up again and being fagot... "we ned to be something about that stinky fag" said everyone. "lets kick im in the bals and then tie im up russia kudryavka style." so they did. so the nagito will not be in the fanfiction. "but wait. I Love Komaeda Kun... He Deservevs More Than That." you stinky yaoi fangirl say. if you dont like it then get out of here. he drowneded softly after that. and monobear hates him too so no trial or exection.
so hinata say day after "mam im glad hes gone." "me too". everybody say. "Somboy KILLED AN SOUDA!" gundam say. "LETS INVESTIGATE THE BDOY" hinata say. monomi said "woah man thats a ghetto way 2 kill som1." "i know right" sonia say. souda was staped thro a heart by a kmife and the murder tok place at 6 am. "whhhhhhhhoooooooooooaaaaaaaa:::: we were going to drink his blood becaus it is souda. hehe im not funy." said teruteru.
"that is a terible joke teruteru zzzzzzzz' nanami say. "you killed one of my hamsters teruteru by making that joke. i hope u realize that" gundam say. "im going to report u to peta teruterrible" hinata say. "teruteru say "fuck u guys" and cried. "does anyone want to hav sex with me by the way" teru say. "uh-uh" "nope "No" "no u fucker" "zz no" "u killed my hamster" "tsui no sora turns me on better than u" teruteru cried some more. no one should ever make tsui no sora jokes in front of him it triggers him and when u r triggered u die. teruteru died
"hey now lets not detract from the despair oopoopoo" monobear say. "ok" say everybody. "meat is more interest than despair anyway" say akane and fatogami. monobear "what did u say if u say that again in going to kill u upu" "ok i wont i swear" say akane and fatogami. "good opoopoo" say monobear. "now lets to trial" monobear say.
they went to trial. "ok man nagito killed souda bc it was in the same room as the nagito" said nidai "yuve got that rong" say hinata. "how can a ghost kill som1" hinata say. "um... nevermind" said nidai. "i thought so" sayd hinata. "ok so. it was teruteru who kill souda. " said nadai. "yuve got that rong teruteru was trigged " hinata said. "oh i forgot idk now" nadai say. "ok so it was nanami who kill souda." said nidai "um how can she do that unless she is someone who can control their subconcius and control the real world with her subconcius because i think she was sleeping when at 6 am." hinata said. "IIIT WAS KUZURYU" peko said. "I KNOW BECAUSE I WATCH HIM AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE IM HIS BODY GARD." "um.. yuve got that wrong" hinata said. "ok maybe it was kuzuryuu but im secretly gay for him so i dont want him to die/" "PEKO HOW COULD U" say kuzuryuu "and wtf dude hinata im not gay" say kuzuryu. "I THOUGHT U WERE MY SUGAR BUN. MY DUCKIE. MY BODYGAURD. JUST LIKE KIMIKA AND MAMIYA. WE WERE SOULMATES. WE WERE BORN IN THE SAME HOSPITAL." "um dude i always hated u ur a massive asshol" said peko.
…oh no
It were
Kuzuryu Fuyuhika!
"execute kuzuyu" said monobear. rip kuzuryu.
to be continued inthe next chapter...
