I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or the Fairly Odd Parents
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Hiei sat in his tree totally miserable because it was raining.
*Poof*
Two short people with wings appeared right in front of him. The female one had pink hair, and her husband had green hair
"I'm Cosmo." Said the green one.
"And I'm Wanda." The pink one continued.
"And we're...your fairy godparents." They chorused.
"Hn."
"Don't you know what we can do, sport?" Wanda asked him.
"Hn."
"We grant wishes."
"Ooh, ooh wishes I want a wish."
"So I could wish for a monkey, and you would have to get it for me."
"Yes."
"Ooh, ooh a monkey. I wanna be a monkey. Make me a monkey. Monkeymonkeymonkey.
*Poof *
Where Cosmo had been jumping up and down, and green monkey was now jumping up and down, screeching.
"I wish he would shut up."
*Poof*
The monkey was still jumping up and down, but no sound was coming out of its mouth.
Hiei was intrigued that it had worked, so he tried wishing again.
"I wish for World Domination."
*Poof*
Instead of a world population bowing down to him, a bright pink book with the words "Da rules" embossed on the front squashed him.
Wanda looked up from reading the book. "Uh according to the rules World Domination is bad. We can't grant you any wishes that are bad."
"World Destruction?"
"Also bad."
"But why would I want you to destroy the world for me? No it is much more fun to do that yourself. Mwah-ha-ha-ha. I'll have to rob the national bank, steal the Internet, race down to Florida and kidnap Mickey..."
Hiei realized that Cosmo and Wanda were staring at him.
"Uh... I wish for sweet snow."
The name of this chapter is not mine either, so don't sue me Mlah ;-p
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Hiei sat in his tree totally miserable because it was raining.
*Poof*
Two short people with wings appeared right in front of him. The female one had pink hair, and her husband had green hair
"I'm Cosmo." Said the green one.
"And I'm Wanda." The pink one continued.
"And we're...your fairy godparents." They chorused.
"Hn."
"Don't you know what we can do, sport?" Wanda asked him.
"Hn."
"We grant wishes."
"Ooh, ooh wishes I want a wish."
"So I could wish for a monkey, and you would have to get it for me."
"Yes."
"Ooh, ooh a monkey. I wanna be a monkey. Make me a monkey. Monkeymonkeymonkey.
*Poof *
Where Cosmo had been jumping up and down, and green monkey was now jumping up and down, screeching.
"I wish he would shut up."
*Poof*
The monkey was still jumping up and down, but no sound was coming out of its mouth.
Hiei was intrigued that it had worked, so he tried wishing again.
"I wish for World Domination."
*Poof*
Instead of a world population bowing down to him, a bright pink book with the words "Da rules" embossed on the front squashed him.
Wanda looked up from reading the book. "Uh according to the rules World Domination is bad. We can't grant you any wishes that are bad."
"World Destruction?"
"Also bad."
"But why would I want you to destroy the world for me? No it is much more fun to do that yourself. Mwah-ha-ha-ha. I'll have to rob the national bank, steal the Internet, race down to Florida and kidnap Mickey..."
Hiei realized that Cosmo and Wanda were staring at him.
"Uh... I wish for sweet snow."
The name of this chapter is not mine either, so don't sue me Mlah ;-p