(To the tune of the English Sailor Moon theme, apart from the aside notes)
Goku: Fighting evil in daylight
Vegeta: Destroying planets in moonlight
Goku: Never running from a real fight, I am the one Saiyan Goku
Vegeta (aside): And you call me vain
Goku: I will never turn my back on a friend
Vegeta: I always try to ascend
Goku (aside): You still haven't gotten to super saiyans 3 have you?
Vegeta (aside): Shut up!
Goku: I am the one on who the Earth depends, I am the one named Saiyan...
Saiyan Gohan, Saiyan Goten, Saiyan Trunks, Saiyan Vegeta! See the powers of a genki dama, I am the one Saiyan Goku
(Instrumental, Goku and Vegeta talk over)
Vegeta: You're not worthy enough to be a Saiyan.
Goku: Well I couldn't think of what else to say...
Vegeta: That roll call there... I don't want to be a part of it
Goku: Then why are you participating now?
Vegeta: Just shut it!
Goku: You're enjoying this really...
Vegeta: SHUT UP!
(Song begins again)
Goku: Fighting evil in daylight
Vegeta: Killing Kakarot by moonlight
Goku (aside): Vegeta! (Continues) With his Saiyan friends who help fight...
Vegeta (aside): HELP!?
Goku: I am the one Saiyan Goku, I am the one Saiyan Goku... I am the one...
Vegeta (aside): Kami give me strength!
Goku: Saiyan Goku.
Vegeta Gallic Guns him unconcious...