AN: So this is going to be a series of one-shots where just Tamaki screws up...a lot. If you have any funny scenarios or ideas, please private message or write a review and I'll make site to give credit. Enjoy! ^0^
P.S. I don't own Code Geass (duh)
"Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, oh yeah!" Tamaki sang as he strolled down the hall. His blue earbuds were blasting out music into his ears, preventing him from hearing anything else. He kept on moving through the building, not really caring where he was or will be.
It wasn't until he reached Zero's office did he take out his earphones. The office had glass windows which allowed Tamaki to see all of the Black Knights working below him. In the corner of the room, was the intercom the Zero used to make announcements. "Woah what's this!" Tamaki exclaimed as he rushed to the intercom. He set down his iPod and picked up another labeled "New Black Knights Anthem". "Aw sweet! I hope its rock themed. Ha, imagine if Zero was rapping and-"
"Tamaki! What are you doing in here?" Kallen shouted as she marched over to Tamaki, followed by Zero who was equally angry, but didn't show it as much.
Tamaki quickly put the iPod with the new anthem down next to his so that they didn't know he was snooping. "I was just ummmm... Looking for you Zero!" Tamaki quickly said. Zero sighed. He knew that Tamaki was obviously lying. "Just get out Tamaki; I can't deal with you right now. I have an announcement to make." Zero sighed as he walked over to the intercom. Tamaki grabbed his iPod (or so he thought) and rushed out, not wanting to be put on toilet duty again. Sighing, he connected his earphones to the iPod, put the buds in his ears, and pressed play. "Oh no." Tamaki muttered as drums and trumpets filled his ears.
The familiar crackling noise of the intercom turning on was heard throughout the building. "Attention all Black Knights. I had an acquaintance (a geassed person) record an anthem for us that I hope will fill us with the motivation to fight for Japan!" Zero said through the intercom. A rustling was heard as Kallen connected the iPod to the intercom.
"...Shake dat ass for me, shake dat ass for me, oh yeah!" Roaring laughter and protests filled the air, but were quickly silenced when a voice shook the entire Black Knights Base. "Damn it Tamaki!"