Author's Note: This is the first thing that I've posted on this site in 11 years. It's a conversation I was having with a friend before work and it entertained me. Hopefully it entertains other people too.
Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns were backstage at Monday Night Raw eagerly awaiting the arrival of their missing brother, Dean Ambrose. After about 15 more minutes, he finally walked into catering. They immidiately pulled him into a group hug, but he squirmed out of it.
"What's wrong, Dean?" Roman asked.
"I don't go by that name anymore," the blonde haired man replied.
Roman patted him on the top of the head like a puppy. "Sure you don't. Good, Dean."
He stopped when the other man growled and glared.
"Mox?" Seth asked.
"Yep," he replied, pulling a fork out of his pocket.
Sheamus and Cesaro happened to be walking by and Cesaro stopped to see if he heard correctly. "Mox is back?"
"Looks like it." Seth said.
"Mox is back!" Cesaro shouted, doing his arm motions from his entrance.
"Hello to you too, Claudio,"
"Can I be Tyler again?" Seth asked.
"No!" said Roman, Mox, Cesaro, Sheamus and a stagehand in unison.
"Aww!" Seth said sadly, hanging hs head in disapointment.
"Why don't you give someone a blackout?" Cesaro suggested. "That'll make you feel better."
"Ok!" Seth said excitedly before performing a blackout on Sheamus. "Huh. I do feel better."
"NOT on MY Irishman!" Cesaro yelled.
"I've got something for Jordan," Mox said with a smirk before he revealed a light tube wrapped in barbed wire with thumbtacks stuck to it.
"Yeah," Roman said pointing at Seth and Cesaro. "You two take care of this." before walking off.
"I mean, I'm not against the idea." Seth said. "Are you, Cesaro?"
"Not really. No. I want to see what Mox can do with that."
"Do we tell anyone else that he's Mox and not Dean though?"
"Uh. You guys know I can hear you right?" Mox asked. "And I'm using the element of surprise. Let em all think I'm just a normal lunatic."
"Normal lunatic?" Cesaro asked. "But that's an-"
"I'm aware."
"Well, tonight will be interesting. I still think I should get to be Tyler again."
"NO!" everyone shouted again.