We are a freak.
That's a harsh word to use.
Well it's true. We are pretty fucking weird.
What's normal, then?
…I don't know, but whatever it is, we're not.
You can't say anything is weird unless you know what it is.
I know what weird is, it's strange, abnormal.
Can you define abnormal?
Not normal?
And you can't define normal, so you don't know what weird is. Everyone is different, we are just a little more different than most people are.
A little? We're a fucking plant thing, two different colors, and have two minds. Who else do you know like that?
All of us are more different than the norm.
Who is 'all of us'?
The akatsuki. We're all very strange.
Yeah, but we're weirder than all of them put together!
You think we're weirder than a fish, a psycho who killed his family, a man who turned himself into a puppet, a pyromaniac with mouths on his hands, an insane immortal, someone who steals hearts, a man with a god complex, a girl who turns into paper, and tobi?
…Well, when you put it that way…
What other way is there to put it?
…Good point.
I'm glad I have you, though.
…Do you have any idea how gay that sounded.
Of course you would pick that up.
What's that supposed to mean?!
Your mind is in the gutter a lot.
Fine, forget what I said. What did you mean by 'glad you have me', then?
If I didn't have you to talk to, I probably would have gone crazy a long time ago…or killed myself, maybe both.
…
What?
You do realize that you just told a voice in your head that you would go crazy without them, don't you?
What did you think?
I wanted to do something like this!
I love these things in zetsu's head!
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