I guess it's not too much of a fanfiction...since it's just quotes from ALL four books. So, beware. There may be some spoilers. Possibly from Breaking Dawn if you haven't read it?
Character spoilers, I mean.
Review? Thanks. =) I'll review you.
OH YEAH! If you have ABSOLUTELY no idea who some of these characters are, ask me for last names. I'll tell you, obviously, I'm a nice person. Some are littler characters that just had some quotes I liked. Including Quil Ateara and Embry Call that were Jacob's friends before they all...turned.
Sorry for the huge author's note!
Disclaimer!: I do not own anybody down there or any of their quotes. They belong to Stephenie Meyer, and Stephenie Meyer only.Seth :)
-Do you want me to be all doom and gloom, or just shut up?
-I mean, at least you didn't bite me or anything. That would've sucked.
-I didn't follow you because I was after a promotion.
Rosalie :)
-You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.
-Ew. Someone put the dog out.
-Oh, wonderful. I knew I smelled something nasty.
Jacob :)
-The fortune-telling bloodsucker can't see us? Seriously? That's excellent!
-Can you believe my dad paid me twenty bucks to come to your prom?
-Bye, Bella. I really hope you don't die.
Edward :)
-Just ignore Rosalie. I do.
-I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods.
-No coffins, no piled skulls in the corner; I don't even think we have cobwebs...
Alice :)
-Your best friend is a werewolf?
-I think she's having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her.
-Go play with Edward. I have to get to work.
Emmett :)
-Did Edward ever tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?
-Let's go now, I'm dead bored.
-Let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush.
Charlie :)
-Wait...Which one is Edwin?
-If you two are having a fight...Well, don't let me interrupt.
-Prettiest baby I ever saw, including you, kid. Sorry, but it's true.
Jasper :)
-We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight.
-You are truly one frightening little monster.
-I was undeniably a nightmare, a monster of the grisliest kind.
Embry :)
-Don't barf, okay? I only have five bucks.
-Hey! Vampire girl!
-Well, the wolf's out of the bag now.
Carlisle :)
-I've never been to veterinarian school.
-I wish treating humans were this instantaneously gratifying.
-She hasn't gone for his throat even once.
Mike :)
-Did you stab Cullen with a pencil, or what?
-'Sup, Arizona. How you likin' the rain, girl?
-Wow, you're green, Bella.
Esme :)
-Emmett hits the hardest, but Edward runs the fastest.
-I hope you haven't been showing off--it's rude.
-He's been the odd man out for too long; it's hurts me to see him alone.
Quil :)
-So that's why Sam is all black. Black heart, black fur.
-You know, Jake, maybe you should think about getting a life.
-She made me wear a crown, then Emily suggested they try out her new play make-up on me.
Jessica :)
-He's so...intimidating. I wouldn't know what to say to him.
-Edward Cullen is staring at you.
-Apparently none of the girls here are good-looking enough for him.
Angela :)
-Edward's only human, Bella.
-You also spared me two long hours of a plot-less, badly dubbed martial arts film.
-He's going to react like any boy.
Paul :)
-I'm sure the leech-lover is just dying to help us out!
-Bring it, kid. I don't need Rachel to protect me.
-You broke my nose, idiot.
Sam :)
-And your chocolate fur reflects what? How sweet you are?
-She just keeps saying 'He's gone'.
-The Cullens don't come here.
Leah :)
-Claim this, moron.
-Shut up, Jacob. Oops, I'm sorry--I mean, shut up, most high Alpha.
-Mom dropped him alot when he was a baby.
Billy :)
-Now Sue, she would've made one hell of a wolf. Leah's more of a wolverine.
-I noticed you've been spending time with one of the Cullens.
-Being an old man is a hardship, Bella.
Amun :)
-I gave you life. You're wasting it.
-Time means little; I never notice it's passing.
-We're all going to be slaughtered!
Tanya :)
-Ah, Edward. I've missed you.
-We stand with Carlisle. And we fight with him.
-We'll get to know each other later. We have eons of time for that!
J :)
-You look stunning, if I may be so bold, Mrs. Cullen.
-I'm used to having no expectations when it comes to the Cullen family.
-I must say, it's a different experience working with you than it is Mr. Jasper.
Renesmee :)
-Mine is bigger.
-I get to stay with you?
-I love you too, Momma. We'll always be together.
Garrett :)
-If we live through this, I'll follow you anywhere, woman.
-The redcoats are coming, the redcoats are coming.
-If I let you up, will you knock me down again, Katie?
Renee :)
-Try to be more careful when you walk, honey, I don't want to lose you.
-I think that boy is in love with you.
-Well, he seems very nice, and, my goodness, he's incredibly good-looking.
Caius :)
-You breed mutants here.
-If she betrays our secrets, are you prepared to destroy her? I think not.
-So the Cullens sided with the shape-shifters against our own kind.
Aro :)
-A very pretty speech, my revolutionary friend.
-Ah, how I miss my friend Carlisle! You remind me of him--only he was not so angry.
-I love a happy ending. They are so rare.
Benjamin :)
-Apparently, I'm a hot commodity.
-It's a pity you couldn't replace my will with yours in the process.
-It appears I have to win the right to be free.
Laurent :)
-Weren't you sort of a pet of theirs?
-I'm quite thirsty, and you do smell...simply mouthwatering.
-You brought a snack?