I Watched a Tape in Seattle

by LostSilver9859

So I've come up and made a parody song set in The Ring universe. Parody of a 2016 hit song 'I Took a Pill in Ibiza' by Mike Posner 9actually, a SeeB Remix parody)

I watched a tape in Seattle
To show Samara I was brave.
And when the playback has stopped, my countdown went on,
But f*ck it, I'm no longer afraid.
I'm living now in Surgut.
I fly a copter just to prove
I'm a real big baller, cause I made a million dollars
And I spend it on drones and books.

But you don't wanna take a risk like me,
Never really knowing why like me,
You don't ever wanna break outta your comfort zone and be all free.
You don't wanna research all this,
Never really knowing why all this,
You don't wanna feel all her life-long pain saying,
Feel her life-long pain saying:

"All I know are naked facts, naked facts.
C'mon, all I know
Are naked facts, naked facts"

I'm just a vlogger
Who already blew his shot.
I get along with old-timers,
Cause my name's a reminder
Of a creepypasta people forgot.
I can't keep a fan base.
Cause as soon as my time runs out
I stream in 4K my dive into the well.
But the truth is I can't open up.

But you don't wanna take a risk like me,
Never really knowing why like me,
You don't ever wanna break outta your comfort zone and be all free.
You don't wanna research all this,
Never really knowing why all this,
You don't wanna feel all her life-long pain saying,
Feel her life-long pain saying:

"All I know are naked facts, naked facts.
C'mon, all I know
Are naked facts, naked facts"