The Quick Fic
Lucius Malfoy. Mutilated. I mean, period. * SCREAMS * For some unfathomable reason, this is terribly entertaining to JacketMan and ChristiChristiTheOneEyedDog (who are bluther (I mean brother) and sinister (I mean sister) ) . Sides are splitting. Heads are rolling. (On ground... off of body) Like Nearly Headless Nick. Only not. Lol, prank'd. Not Punk'd. Ashton Kutcher is not in this story. But Demi Moore is.
Back to the plot. Lucius Malfoy. And his luscious legs. This sounds like a Harry Potter story. You know how it's always "Harry Potter and the Something Or Other"? Well, now it's Lucius Malfoy and the Luscious Legs... and the Chamber of Secrets... and the Sorcerer's Stone. And Harry fathers/births Malfoy... with Ron.
Actually, this is my brother's... I mean, this is my first fan fic. ChristiChristiTheOneEyedDog is teaching me to upload shiz. So (arse) we're randomly pulling things out of our... brains... and necks. The result is that we will probably be flamed/stoned (outside the city gates)/break-danced- upon.
The End.
With Love from ChristiTheJacketManDog
Lucius Malfoy. Mutilated. I mean, period. * SCREAMS * For some unfathomable reason, this is terribly entertaining to JacketMan and ChristiChristiTheOneEyedDog (who are bluther (I mean brother) and sinister (I mean sister) ) . Sides are splitting. Heads are rolling. (On ground... off of body) Like Nearly Headless Nick. Only not. Lol, prank'd. Not Punk'd. Ashton Kutcher is not in this story. But Demi Moore is.
Back to the plot. Lucius Malfoy. And his luscious legs. This sounds like a Harry Potter story. You know how it's always "Harry Potter and the Something Or Other"? Well, now it's Lucius Malfoy and the Luscious Legs... and the Chamber of Secrets... and the Sorcerer's Stone. And Harry fathers/births Malfoy... with Ron.
Actually, this is my brother's... I mean, this is my first fan fic. ChristiChristiTheOneEyedDog is teaching me to upload shiz. So (arse) we're randomly pulling things out of our... brains... and necks. The result is that we will probably be flamed/stoned (outside the city gates)/break-danced- upon.
The End.
With Love from ChristiTheJacketManDog