HAPPY 1,000th FANFIC LITTLE MERMAID!
Once upon a time, Ursula was there.
"OH YIKES USRULAAAA" Ariel screamed
wow you're so rude to me Ariel I am just a person, just like you
NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE A WITCH
Oh.
Chef Louis baked a Cake. Honhonhohn
ate cake.
Eric married the seaweed.
YE said Eric
"YIS IS AM PRINCESS NOW" bragged seaweed.
"Bark" max barked
"shut up MAx you're not in the broadway version"
"oh :("
Something happened and then Ariel.
"That's my girl!" beamed Triton. "my fav daghtuer"
Her sister raged they were sooo jealous!
Adella cried
Arista cried
Alannna cried
Arista cried
Andriananana cried
Adele cried
Arista cried
Aristocats cried
Aquata cried
Adella cried...
the other one cried. yep
They did.
Flounder was happy but also sad
"I think I have bipolar disoreder"
"no silly only humans can get that" scuttel said "you're just hungry
"oh ok thanks SCUTTLE"
"yw"
that would've been really insensitvie if it wasnt true but flounder really WAS just hungry so he ate
He ate a delciocus fruit rollup. they DO have them under the sea, despite all the recent rumors that they don't.
"OMG flonduer!" sebastain said "you just ate my fruit rollup :("
"whoops"
Flostam and Jestma did something
"YAY OMG MY SWEETIED YOU'RE SO GROWN UP" urusla was proud of them. unlike Tritorn with his daughter, Ursula loved her eels equally. (Except she like Flotsam better.)
Ariel did a thing
"YAY" everyone cheered for her bc they all love her
except Grimsby, he was anger.
"Y you hate my wife gimbsry?" eric sobbed.
"first of all erik, shes not your wife- you married the seaweed"
"i dont care you still have to be nice to ariel"
"no."
"yes you do I am the prince!"
"Oh shoot"