What you don't know, won't hurt
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon. All rights belong to Nintendo
Me and a few friends were wondering, what does the Mom do with the rest of the money? Well we brainstormed a bit and this is what we got and I typed. Enjoy
Ethan walked into the pokémart. "Good day. You must be Ethan," The deliveryman in the red suit smiled "I have a package for you from your mom. Here you go!" Ethan received the brown package from the man.
Ethan received (3) Wacan berries
Ethan put the Wacan berries in the Berries pocket
"We look forward to your next visit." The deliveryman smiled again and walked out the pokémart
Ethan stood quietly….
-New Bark Town-
"Oh, hi honey! Welcome home!" The Mom smiled.
"Mom, cut the crap." Ethan frowned.
"Sweetie, that's no way to talk to me! What's the matter?" The Mom felt her son's forehead. "Are you sick?"
"No Mom, I want to know, what did you do with the rest of my money?"
"What are you talking about, son?" The Mom started to sweat.
"All I got from you were berries, and I know for sure, in hell, that they are not that expensive. I heard they go for 10 pokédollars each"
"What are you saying? That I ripped you off?"
"I'm just saying anything! I just want to know what you did with the rest, is all."
"Sigh, ok, you want to know the truth? Fine, I went to Mimi's Salon, and got me a pedi/manicure special for 500 pokédollars."
"Oh my Arceus!"
"Hey! Don't use the God pokémon's name in vain!" The Mom slapped her son. "Then I went to get a haircut for 1000 pokédollars."
"WHAT?"
"I have to look my best! 45 is the new 21!" The Mom made the peace sign. "Then I went to buy some groceries."
Ethan started to die a little.
"Then I went with my girlfriends to a Girl's Day Out getaway and went to a strip club and had the nice men there, shake their money-makers and get jiggy with me!"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS? WITH MY MONEY?" Ethan's jaw basically dropped to the ground.
"Whaat. You have a Meowth that knows Payday, you have Meganium holding onto a Luck Incense and you battle people for their money, like, every single day. I'm a single mother, who doesn't have a job, but just sits on her ass every day, waiting for her little baby to return home!" The Mom started to cry.
Ethan rolled his eyes. "Ok, I see your point."
"…Oh honey, you're not saving any money, would you like to save some?" The Mom looked at her son with puppy dog eyes.
Ethan smiled a bit and handed his Mom 3,489 pokédollars; all the money he had on him at the moment.
"Ok, sweetie. Be careful, mommy's rooting for you every day!"
"Bye, Mom!" Ethan waved as he left the house and started on his journey
"Mommy's rooting for you every day to bring home the money!" The Mom pulled out a black box and opened it to see her stash of 975,499 pokédollars and placed what Ethan gave her inside the box. "Sinnoh, here I come!"
Wacan berries: 30 pokédollars
A lap dance from a male stripper: 400 pokédollars
The look on Ethan's face when he soon realizes his Mom took off with all the money to Sinnoh: Priceless
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