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Drabble Number One: 2012

"I don't want to die a virgin,"

"Sakura,"

"Sasuke-kun, I am not going to listen to you anymore,"

"Sakura…"

"I can't hear you!"

"Sa-ku-ra,"

A frustrated sigh. "What?"

Sasuke also sighed and put his large, pale hands on her tiny, fragile shoulders. She looked up at him with angry green eyes and pouted. "Sasuke-kun you're really going off line here," She informed him, shrugging his hands away.

"2012 is going to happen," He told her. She frowned, and then sighed. "I already told you, Sasuke-kun. I've told you a million times, I swear!" Sakura poked his chest.

"2012 is not going to happen," The pink-haired girl put her hands on her hips and waited for his reply. Sasuke looked away. "Prove it," He demanded with crossed arms. She smiled.

"The world is going to end millions of years from now, when the sun crashes into the Earth. Okay? Happy now?" She asked him. "You keep asking me about it! It's so annoying! Every single day, you're always like 'Sakura, 2012 exists, it's going to happen'. But no, it's not!" She glanced at his annoyed face. "…Are you…" She suddenly looked at him in surprise, and Sasuke cocked up an eyebrow.

"Are you…scared? Sasuke-kun?" The girl asked. He didn't have time to reply because Sakura quickly wrapped her arms around him in a hug. He blinked slowly and then exhaled.

"No, Sakura. I'm not scared. Well…not exactly…" Sasuke trailed off. She titled her head to the side as she pulled away from him. "If you're not scared about the world ending, then what the heck are you afraid of?"

Sasuke quickly looked away and mumbled something under his breath. Sakura moved closer to him.

"What did you say, Sasuke-kun? I can't hear you," She responded. He gulped. She was so annoyingly…attractive sometimes!

He mumbled something again and Sakura noticed that his cheeks had turned pink. She was growing frustrated.

"Sasuke-kun, I have no idea what you're trying to say," She told him bluntly. He sighed loudly. If she didn't understand him this time, he was going to go insane.

"Idon'twanttodieavirgin," He said quickly. Sakura looked confused. "Um…pardon?" Sasuke cleared his throat and bent down to talk into her ear. She shuddered slightly.

"I don't want to die a virgin," Sasuke told her with darkening pink cheeks. Sakura backed up and stared at him in amazement. Then, she burst out laughing. Sasuke's cheeks now burned a florid red from embarrassment. Nonetheless, he let her laugh for a few good minutes before she spoke again.

"Sasuke-kun, you…ha…I can't believe…" She was gasping for breath. He stared hard at her. "Sakura," He said warningly. She quickly regained her posture and grabbed one of his hands.

"Sasuke-kun, don't worry. You're definitely not going to die a virgin," Sakura told him as she touched the tips of his black-blue hair spikes. He didn't really know what he was saying anymore.

"I'm not?" He asked. And Sakura swore she heard some hope in his voice. But she smiled and replied, "No, you're not. Because 2012 isn't even going to happen. Okay?"

If the massacre of his clan and getting revenge on Itachi didn't make him go insane enough…

A/N: Originally, I was going to let Sasuke get some, but…