Opposite Day

Hello! This is my first Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan fiction and it is a bit wild and random so beware. I hope you enjoy it, but it won't be the longest story in the world. Don't flame me if I mess up; this story is supposed to be weird. If you are offended by anything I make the characters say or do, don't be; because I love each and every one of them like family. Remember, this story is called opposite day. It's meant for humor.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh? Darn it!

Chapter 1: Huh?

Yugi arose early that sunny morning and walked up to his window. He watched the rain pour as he thought about what he should do with his extra hour of time before school. Wait a second, Yugi waking up early? Is today opposite day?

CRASH

Yugi turned to see his Grandpa sweeping his room, and he had just knocked down and broke Yugi's full-length mirror.

"Oops. I'll just go to the store and buy another this afternoon." Grandpa laughed and swept faster.

"Uh, Grandpa, are you okay?" Yugi asked suspiciously.

"Of course! When I got up this morning, I just had the urge to clean the whole house! Ho o ho!" Grandpa trotted out of the room.

Yugi's mouth hung open in shock. Grandpa never cleaned Yugi's room.

Yugi put on his school uniform. Without his mirror, he didn't know if he looked sexy today or not. Oh, well, one can only hope. (Note: I don't think Yugi is sexy. I just thought it was funny. Laugh.)

He walked downstairs, book bag in hand, and millennium puzzle around his neck.

"Have fun at school, Yugi, and remember, I love you!" Grandpa threw his arms around Yugi.

Okay, this was getting weird.

Yugi walked outside. Tea' wouldn't be around for another hour, so he decided to go see Duke at his game shop.

He piddle paddled over to see Duke dancing out front.

"Uh, Duke, what are you doing?"

Duke smiled and did the polka.

"I'm closing my game shop, and I thought I'd go out with a big hooray!" Duke jumped up and punched the sky.

"CLOSING YOUR GAMESHOP?" Yugi was dumbfounded.

"Yeah, no one likes dungeon dice monsters, but who cares? I'll just go gay." Duke danced some more, while Yugi backed away slowly and ran back to his house.

"Okay, that was weird." Yugi mumbled.

Suddenly...

"Hey, Yugi!"

Yugi turned to the familiar voice to see Kaiba standing not to far from him. His didn't have his school uniform jacket on, and his shirt wasn't buttoned up (woohoo!) his hair looked like it had been through world war three and his shoes didn't match.

"What happened to YOU, Kaiba?"

"What do you mean? Anyway, I thought I'd walk to school with you and your friends today. You could give me some duel monsters tips since your such a better duelist them me. I want to be just like you." Kaiba smiled a big smile and put his arm around Yugi, "we can be best friends!"

Yugi almost had a stroke. Kaiba wanting to be friends? Duke gay? Grandpa cleaning willingly? What next?

Jus then, Joey walked up; wearing nothing but a towel.

"Uh, Joey, did you forget something..." Yugi asked quietly.

"No I don't think so... wait I forgot my deck! Oh, well. Hey, Kaiba are you walking with us today?" Joey grinned.

"Yes, and I thought you could give me some dueling tips, too Joey. Your so cool!" Kaiba clasped his hands together.

"Yeay! We can all be best friends! But I'm nor a good duelist at all! You know who's the best? Tea'!" Joey and Kaiba did the do-si-do.

Tristan walked up causally. He had a pink hat on.

"Dude, I love your hat! Can I wear it to school?" Kaiba hoped up and down.

"Sure. Are you walking with us?" Tristan handed over the hat.

"Of course! You guys are my best friends!" Kaiba, Joey, and Tristan all danced around in circles.

As Yugi pondered what could have possibly caused all this madness, Tea' approached them. She was dressed up as an astronaut.

"Whoa, Tea', you look awesome! Will you go out with me?" Tristan clasped Tea's hands. (Sorry any Tristan fan girls, I really don't want them as a couple or anything, it's just... OPPOSITE DAY!)

"Really? I'd love too, Tristan!" Tea' gave him an Eskimo kiss.

"Are we ready to go?" Joey asked.

"Um, but... we don't have to leave for another 45 minutes." Yugi informed them.

"Oh, well! We'll just be early! I love school!" Joey laughed his famous laugh. Everyone else but Yugi agreed. They loved school.

So they headed off, Tristan and Tea' holding hands, Joey and Kaiba singing "FUN" (you know, that song from Sponge Bob) and Yugi trailing behind, hoping he can figure all of this out soon... before his head explodes.

Continued in next chapter

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