Tori skipped into school, listening to her Pearpod (Which totally isn't a complete rip off of an Apple Ipod owned my Apple inc.) She stopped when she saw Sikowitz at her locker.
"What's up Siko?" She joked. Sikowitz didn't respond as he was tripping pretty hard. After a few minutes of staring into space Sikowitz finally spoke.
"Tori! I'm having a party at my house for all my students!"
"Wow Cool!" Tori replied "I'll be there! Oh and don't worry about giving me your address because I've been to your house a bunch of times because it's normal for students to frequently go to their teacher's houses!"
Later that day Tori sat in Chorus listening to her teacher talk. Jade suddenly burst into the room. "BECK!" She screamed "WE NEED TO TALK"
"Jade!" The teacher reprimanded her. Jade pulled a knife out on the teacher and carved the "XD" emoticon in his face.
"Don't fuck with me" she spit on his open wound and left with Beck.
"She's crazy" Robbie's puppet said.
"Hey that's not nice!" Robbie scrutinized his own puppet.
"You're a freak" replied the puppet.
Robbie turned to face the camera seriously "I use this puppet to convey my own inner insecurities." The room went silent until Tori laughed obnoxiously at a hilarious meme she read on her phone.
Later that night everyone showed up to Sikowitz's party. He had decorated his house with whips and other S&M materials. Oh and by everyone I meant Cat, Jade, Tori, Robbie, Beck and the black kid (yknow the only students it seems Sikowitz ever interacts with)
"Have a brownie, Cat!" Sikowitz handed the retarded girl a brownie. Cat inhaled the brownie without any regard for manners as she has mentally never aged past 4.
Tori and the black one sat on the couch together smoking a joint.
"Yo Tori?" rapped the black kid.
"Yes my nigger?" Tori answered while coughing after taking a hit because shes a weak ass bitch and can't handle the kush lifestyle.
"Yknow I may be extremely high right now but don't you think it's ironic the author forgot my name and not anyone elses like doesn't that show his subconscious racism"
"Fo shizzle" Tori said slowly as she backed away from the black kid. Her racist grandparents had warned her about their crazy ramblings.
"Strip Poker time!" Shouted the creepy teacher. But as soon as he shouted that Carly Shay walked through the door.
"Hey my niggas!" Carly shouted holding up a bag of shrooms "Who wants to trip on this shit?"
Everyone looked at each other, very confused. Who was this Michael Jackson-esque character?
"Allow me to introduce you all to my dealer! Carly Shay!" Sikowitz announced. Carly removed a baseball bat from her purse and beat Sikowitz over the head with it "Never say my name out loud nigga" Sikowitz soon died from blows to the head and everyone at the party was arrested and sentenced with second degree murder. All except the sneaky Carly Shay who managed to escape that night.
Epilogue: Tori joined a White power prison gang and would go on to murder 56 inmates.
Jade Transitioned to a male because lets be real people she was always kind of dykey
Cat met Sam Puckett in Prison. Sam was found "dead" After burning down Carly's apartment. She was faking and managed to escape. She was found 3 months later living in the back of a KFC. Sam and Cat took so much acid in prison they forever think they live together babysitting kids on a sitcom called Sam&Cat. Their brains are fried.
Carly Shay sells manga on Deviantart and collects Fedoras.
(( Hey Guys I just wanna thank everyone for inspiring me to write this! I dedicate this to JK Rowling who has always made me want to write! I sent her a rough draft of this story and she replied "Simply amazing!" I would also like to thank Miranda Cosgrove for being my dealer and really helping me create the character of Carly Shay!))