Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh or its characters. If I did, Toonshipping would be canon.


Seto threw something angrily down on the large table. Pegasus leaned over it and blinked in confusion. The two men were standing in the spacious dining room at Kaiba Manor.

Pegasus stared at the object. "Thanks for the offer, Seto, but I haven't done that in years! I tried it once or twice in my teens and it honestly didn't sit well with me." He held up the small bag of marijuana, examining it more closely. "Although it does appear to be – how do I put it? - High-quality."

Seto was not amused. He snatched the bag back from Pegasus. "I found this..." he paused to take a breath, nearly shaking with anger, "in Mokuba's bedroom!"

Pegasus was silent for a moment, and then broke out in laughter.

"Stop laughing!" yelled Seto.

"I'm sorry, it's funny! He is getting to that age, you know. Teenagers like to experiment! What is he, now... seventeen?"

"That's no excuse! He should know better than this! I taught him better than this," Seto shook his head in disbelief.

"It's not that big of a deal, dear, really! Did you know this stuff is legal in some parts of the U.S.? It's hardly any worse than drinking."

"It's not legal here, and even if it were, it makes no difference. I don't want him drinking, either!"

"It sounds like you could use a drink yourself, Kaiba-boy. I'm about to have one."

Almost a year into our relationship and he's still using that infuriating nickname, thought Seto. Pegasus had left the room to go into the adjacent kitchen. He came back with a bottle of wine and two glasses.

"I don't want any," spat Seto. "I still have work to do tonight."

"Suit yourself," said Pegasus, uncorking the bottle and pouring himself a glass of the dark red liquid.