Hello fanfic readers! This is my first story ever so I hope you enjoy. If any of you have tips to improve my writing i'll be happy to hear it.
P.S. I don't own anything in My Little Pony but my OC is mine and mine alone.
So. I'm dead. Got run over if you'll believe me. A full on semi trucks wheel burst and turned me into a pile of bloody guck. God that hurt.
I know. Pretty shitty way to start my story. But, you know nobody's story is ever the same. Hell this is the first chapter and i'm already dead. So I bet your wondering what's happening right now. Maybe I should just start with my name. My name is Isaac Willington. I know it sounds super British but I can assure you i'm an American boy.
Now lets get to where i've been and where I still am. Currently i'm in what appears to be the void. I mean seriously, there's nothing here! All I see is darkness but for some reason it appears my body is in full light. I'm completely naked by the by. Sadly i'm not as hot, as some of you might imagine me. I've been on earth for sixteen years and I still haven't gotten abs. This might be because i'm dead but i'm kinda starting to regret some of my life choices. I mean come on i'm still a virgin. But that might help me get into heaven if I ever get out of this place.
I admit i've sinned a lot in my prime (god I feel old) but maybe my physical form not being tainted might give me some extra points. I don't know if jerking it counts but maybe me doing it for the majority of the time i'm here is why i've been here for SO FUCKING LONG! It must have been a good five weak's since i've died and i'm still floating around in nothingness! That's why i'm not crying over never seeing my friends or family again. I've mourned, I've suffered, I've moved on.
In all seriousness i've lived a good life. I've made my memories and had my adventures. But am I for real stuck here. Maybe i'm in hell and this is what it's like for eternity. You know if it is hell I imagined me getting raped a lot more. But I guess Satan's the expert so i'll leave it up to him. You know I haven't been hungry or gotten tired for the entire time i've been here. I haven't been able to talk either. It's just a theory but I think i'm just a soul right now. It would explain all of the stuff that's happened to me. Wouldn't you agree.
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...Oh right. I'm alone here. God i'm so bored. I need to get entertainment. I'm truly amazed I haven't lost my shit already. Most people would be nuts around now but i guess I have a lot of mental fortitu... Holy shit what's that. It's a fucking door. Holy fuck it's a door. HOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT YES. God I love saying holy.
You know I haven't been able to control where I float. But there's no need, because i'm heading straight towards the damn thing! Hell yes i'm so freaking curious as to what it is. I'm starting to get close and, oh no. NO! I'm not going towards it. I'm going over it!
There's no way i'm letting a chancel like this slip under me (pun intended)! I reach out and turn myself so I can grab the very top! I'm starting to get higher and higher! NO NO NO NO! Fuck that noise, i'm getting out of hear! I reach with both hands to grab the edge! I'm getting way to far for comfort. It's about to go under me and I stretch my fingers as far as possible! Come on! I cracked these babies when I was alive and I cracked them just now so please don't miss.
The doors under me! I reach with all my might. I'm pulling my arm muscles a lot but I need this! I graze the top but i'm not done! I practically rip my arm out of it's socket to reach! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
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YEEEEEEEESSSSS! I bumped it with my fingers and stopped floating in the direction I was going! I'm so happy I just rhymed! I grab at the door and reposition myself so I'm in front of the side I've been seeing. Holy fucking shit I can't stop smiling like a little school girl! HOLY SHIT I LOVE THE WORD HOLY!
Finally I've found my ticket out of this fucked up nightmare! Wherever I go when I open this door GET READY BITCHES I'M A COMING! It's time for the moment of truth I reach for the doorknob. Man i'm covered head to toe in goosebumps of excitement. My hand is outlining the golden piece of God's shit (that's a good thing). And I, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK BOY MCGEE IS THIS.
Absolutely bat shit images are popping into my eyes! I see a hospital or something! Wait, is that a clown! Oh god this is so crazy i'm gonna blow chunks! "BWAAAAARG!" I close my eyes to get rid of the pictures flashing but I can still see them! Finally i grab the edges of the door and all the images stop. But that doesn't stop me from going for another upchuck! "BWAAAAALG!" Oh jesus i feel like shit. I guess the doorknob is what caused the illusions. The currently vomit covered doorknob. Wait if there's no gravity here how come my vomit fell to the. OH GOD!
Suddenly i'm dangling from the sides of the door grasping for dear life! What the fuck is happening and why now! Gravity just turned itself on! Shit i'm starting to slip! I try to reach use my legs to push me up but for some reason they've gone lifeless! God dammit i'm gonna have to open the door! Do I really want to do this. Gravity just seriously increased and now I have to do this! I grasp for the the knob and sadly, find my target.
The images are back and now i'm going blind! Come on, come on, don't puke! I start to turn the knob and the nauseating pictures increase to 1000 and got way uglier! OH GOD THAT WOMAN'S GIVING BIRTH! I can't hold it back any longer. "BLAAAAAAAAG!" I keep turning and it's really starting to get angry. Oh god again! "BWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!" And on, and on, and on.
Enough of this horse shit i'm out! With one final turn I fling the door open and hurl myself in! And. Silen OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT SCREECHING SOUND. I can feel blood drooling out of my ears. From way to much physical trauma, I pass out.
Mmm. Big boobs. Huh, what. Where am I. I begin to open my eyes to find, myself overflowed with absolutely no happiness what so ever. "I HATE GOD!" Oh hey I can speak now. I suppose that's an improvement. So I bet you want to know why I hate god so much? Well now everything is white, i'm still naked, and still FLOATING! Seriously what in the actual hell is this bull. Am I in some sort of loop now. Will I find a door that leads me back to the black place. This sucks an extraordinary large amount of ball sack.
I continue to float for a good twelve minutes before I see it. The same fucking door. Wait a second, this one has a sticky note on it. "Okay?" This is way to weird for me. Now i'm kinda wishing death was like sleeping but forever. Some unknown force takes me to right in front of this strange passageway. I take the sticky note from the door and read. This is what it says. "Well done, you pass, you can be reborn." Was that all just some stupid test I had to pass to get into this place. I suppose so.
Wait a quick sec. Reborn? As in reincarnation! Hell yeah i'm gonna go back! Of course this might be a trick played whoever or whatever is keeping me here. But who gives a rats ass! I'm going home. But if I get reincarnated does that mean i'll forget everything of this life. Well I suppose. What the hell? There's another sticky note on the door. How did I miss this one. It says "you will remember your past life." Well now you know that's actually really nice of them to do.
I'm not feeling to good about this decision, but to be honest, what do I have to lose. Hell, I don't even have clothes for someone to take away. Time for me to test the metal of a man. Specifically me. And so I reach for the handle. But I flinch when I start to get close. It might be like last time and that wasn't pleasant.
I decide to swallow my fear and poop it out of my system! I instantly grab the knob and turn it so it can open! And once I flung the door open I saw what only could be described as a really fucked up rainbow. Like colors where just all over the place. Well, if i'm going to this world I might as well go in with as much bang as I can muster here. After a good 5 minutes of thinking what I should do I decide to simply do a front flip in. I've never done one but it should be easy when your weightless.
As I stand in front of the doorway I realize this won't be as cool as you'd expect it to be with how close I am to door. Suddenly some sort of force pulls me back and puts me in a running stance. I guess whoever is controlling this must really like entrances to. I get ready, I set, and I go! I sprint towards my finish line I feel like some sort of really kickass music is playing. And once I get to the right amount of distance I jump, and pull off the flip. But while I was upside down I swear to the holy ghost (my favorite ghost) I see some guy holding a sign with the letter ten on it. And i'm positive he mouthed the words "Go get em." I made a silent vow I would make a mark in history wherever I was going.
Oh god my head. I feel like my brain was put into a blender. Everything is black but it isn't the place I was before. My eyes are closed shut. I try to open them but for some reason it's difficult. My body feels completely strange. I can't feel my hands or feet. Where the hell am I. I use all the might I can muster to open my peepers. I'm starting to see light and, whoa that's a lot of light. I turn my head to get away from it.
"Now, now, don't be like that. You need to drink lots of milk so you can become big and strong." Huh, who said that? Most likely a female. Wait a second is she breast feeding me! I sure hope so! It won't be weird cause she isn't my mom.
I open my eyes with my now found adrenaline and, oh it's just a bottle. Hold on, what is THAT THING! Some weird animal or whatever is feeding me! Hell no get away from me! I push the bottle out of my mouth to find, HOLY CRAP ARE THOSE STUMPS! Why are my hands! What's up with these light tan pieces of crap! Wait, maybe that means my whole body has changed to! "Shhh, you need to relax and drink your milk." Shove it up your ass weirdo!
Okay, I can conclude that this is absolutely not earth. I'm no longer human. And i'm a baby. I think god screwed me over on this one. When I read "reborn" I thought he meant be a baby back on earth. Not in wherever the fuck I am now. I decide to go back to suckling on my milk for one: I need something to calm me down and two: i'm thirsty.
"There, there, what a good boy." Oh thank god i'm a boy. For a second I thought I might have been reborn with a vagina. "Oh! Moondust i've been looking all over for you!" "Sorry, i've been busy taking care of this rascal." The fuck you just call me. I begin to drink my milk with a scowl on my face. "Well I have a date tonight~!" The not feeder says with a sing song voice. "Do you mind taking taking my shift while i'm out." What a bitch. Abandoning her duties to go suck face with a some dude. I hope the feeder one fires her ass.
"But what about Black?" Who's Black? "Oh you can just put him with the other children!" Am I Black. That would be a cool name. Wait, other children? "I suppose that could work." "Thanks, your the best!" Wait, for real. She isn't getting fired. This is some grade A bull shit. "I'll be back in two hours!" "Have a good time! Now why don't I take you to your new best friends." New best friends? I don't even know these bastards yet.
"I know you might be nervous but just remember to be yourself, and everything will work out!" That's some piece of shit advice. Now give me back my bottle! "Come along lets get going." She put me into what appears to be one of those things dads where on there chests to carry their babies, except it was on her back and not on her chest. She then used her four legs to walk to wherever we were going.
After about a minute of walking and me trying to reach the bottle of milk with my stubby little arms, we arrived at our destination which, come on. This is hell isn't it. It must be. We entered a room filled to the brim with little whiny baby whatevers. "Now, now, everyone settle down. We have a new friend for you all." Screw you, let me speak for myself. Oh right, I can't. "His name is Black Paw!" Well okay, not a bad name, certainly memorab HOLY SHIT AGAIN! Once again i'm freaking floating! But something's off. I have a weird teal aura around me. I'm set down on the ground gently. I look up to see if my suspicions are correct. Yep, she's a unicorn. Guess that's how she can use magic. Hold up, maybe i'm a unicorn.
I feel the top of my head to find jack. Eh, doesn't matter. Didn't really want something that looks like a weird tumor on my head anyway. Once I was set down all of the babies started looking at me strangely. I look to see many differently colored creatures all over the place. Maybe i'm not dead, just super high. While i'm inspecting my new friends (finger quote, finger quote) I notice that some of them have what appears to be wings. I check and once again nada. Well that's really boring. I always like the idea of flying.
Suddenly i'm pulled onto my stomach and am being dragged backwards. "Hold on there Wormy, what have I told you about pulling tails?" I have a tail? Huh, I do. I look behind me to see a white fur covered creature with shaggy bright orange hair. Guess that's Wormy. "WAAAAAAAAA!" Oh god it's started! I don't like kids! "Alright calm down, let me go get your pacifier." The feeder leaves the room and leaves me with them. Time to face the musi. Oh. Seems like everyone's doing their own thing. There are some kids going down plastic slides, some playing tag, and some doing hide and seek. That makes it easier for me.
"WAAAAAAAAAAA!" Oh jesus still, this is ridiculous. I walk on four legs (which is surprisingly natural for me) over to Wormy. I'm not to good at cheering people up but this sometimes works in anime. I start to pat his head with one stump while he's crying, and to my surprise he stops and looks at me with wonder in his eyes. I just look back. "GA GA WA!" He and or her says (I say and because i'm not sure about the genders here) with a smile on it's face.
"Alright found it, oh my. Well looks like you've already made a friend Black." Chill out lady i'm only doing this cause you were taking to long. After that bit I decide to look around a little. In the corner I see some little most likely female babies posing with a mirror. This way I'll be able to find out what the hell I actually look like.
I walk over and snatch the mirror from a little girl who was drooling while puckering her lips. "WAAAA GA GA!" She screams at me angrily. She tries to reach for it back but I just push her away. "WAAAAAAA!" Thirty seconds is all it took for it to start up again. I look into the mirror to find my appearance. I'm light tan with darker tan hair which is the same color as my tail.
"Now, now, Black, you have to learn how to ask for things first." Says you bitch. I can't even speak. "Now give it back to her and ask nicely." Finally I get a good look at her and she's a female with light green fur and black styled hair with what appears to be a black styled tail to. Why would she style her tail. Maybe she's a slut and want's people to look there. Wouldn't be surprised. I mean she styled her tail.
"Go on, give it back and say your sorry." She says as she leans closer to my face. Good, now I can mess with her. Why you ask, because it sounds like fun. I smack her on the head with the mirror and everyone stops what they're doing to see where that whack sound came from. She looks at me with anger in her eyes.
"Well done young man! You've given yourself play time in the time out corner!" I wish I had fingers so I could give her the bird. And playtime. You couldn't have called it something a little less feminine. "I hope your happy with yourself!" I mean yeah, i'm having a pretty good time considering the circumstances. The feeder lifts me up with her telekinesis spell and places me in a little pen in the corner with a sign above it that says you need to cool off. And the background is just wintery wonderland.
"Now you'll stay there until you learn to behave yourself!" She then storms off and now I look like a zoo exhibit. I decide maybe now would be a good time to catch some z's since i'll be here for a while. I sit there with my eyes closed about to drift off into my heaven when I hear "Go goo ga!" I look up to find out whoever wants to lose their teeth when I see Wormy again. "Ga GWA ga!" Seems like he thinks were actually friends. He points at his tail and then points at me. I thought stuff was about to get gay but instead he took out a coin. Still the possibility of this being gay.
I'm about to back away from him but he then he throws the coin into the air. It lands on my side with what appears to be a sun on it. "YAAHAHA!" Oh I get it. Were just flipping a coin back and forth huh. Okay, game on. I grab the coin some how with my stump (kind of feels like a mitten with no thumbs) and toss the coin into the air over to his side. I look down on it to see a crescent moon. "Mmmh!" I guess that means I won.
We do this back and forth for a good two hours or so until finally playtime is done. "Alright everyone, it's bed time!" Seriously, I look out the window and the sun is still setting. Come on, we got a good hour left. I look around to see everyone is actually pretty beat. Not me I sat around and threw a coin all day. "I'm back!" Says a white thing with dark blue hair (hair counts for tail now) and wings. Oh hey that's the lazy cow from earlier.
"Don't worry Moondust, i'll put them to bed. Anyone get in trouble today." I see Moondust or something glance over to me. "Yes only one, be careful, he smacked me over the head with a mirror." Nobody is the boss of me but me sister! "What! Who did I can't believe someone would do that!" She glances towards me and comes over with an angry face on. "Now that is no way to treat somebody! What do you have to say for yourself!"
I'm about to say a hole bunch of things but instead Wormy decides to give the cow a good old shove. I'm thinking i'm gonna get along with this kid. "RAAAARG!" We're gonna have to work on what seems threatening to him later. "That's it, the both of you are gonna have to speak with the Director in the morning!" Wow, i'm so scared I might just crap myself. I look over to see how Wormy is handling it and the answer is not so well. "WAAAAAAAA!" Freaking kids man. They'll be the death of me.
We're both suddenly picked up by Moondust and taken away while the other kids walk. You know, i'm starting to like floating all over the place. While were on our way there, I can't help but let the curiosity get the better of me and. Woah. That's a big castle. I look out of the windows in the corridor to see an entire kingdom. Most likely filled with these strange creatures. Now this is pretty freaking cool.
After i'm done thinking about how amazing this all is, we make it to out destination. A big ass room with a ton of beds that are in rows. Kinda reminds me of an orphanage. Oh. This is an orphanage. Well that would explain quite a bit about this situation. "You two trouble makers will sleep in other parts of the bedroom." They call this place the bedroom. What is up with this place and names. Suddenly i'm put into the bottom right corner bed and Wormy is put into the top left corner bed. I thought you wanted me to make friends.
"Alright, goodnight everyone, don't let the bed bugs bite." Good riddance whore. But not everyone is on the same page as me. All of the kids start to wail and scream their asses off. "No bedtime story tonight, remember our deal. As long as no one gets a timeout then i'll read you all a bedtime story." All of the kids glare in my direction. What, what you gonna do, come on bitch. I'll smack that scowl off your face. "Goodnight my little ponies!" She then turns the lights off and now at least half the room is already out for the count. These kids need more energy. But I suppose i'd just hate them more if they did. Wait what did she just. Ohhhhhh. That's why they seemed familiar. Were all just a bunch of tiny horses. Weird.
I'm about to hit the hay until I here this. "Hey Sky, Moondust who was that boy in the time out corner. He must be new since he was there. None of them would risk missing out on your stories Sky." Please, there's no way she's got any talent at that. "Actually it's pretty weird. Last night while I was coming home there was a basket on the front porch of the orphanage." Well this should be interesting. "I looked inside and found the little guy with a sticky note on his chest that said Black Paw. So I assumed that was his name and he was left there by his parents." I'm getting beyond tired of sticky notes. "Well, there's nothing we can do to find whoever left him there so just forget about it. Instead lets talk about your date Sky."
After that bit all I heard was them girling out to some weird story. So lets just recap here. I died was brought to a world of horses and i'm most likely stuck here. I don't no about you but that kind of blows. I decide I might as well go to bed until something hits me on the chest. I look down to see a coin with a crescent moon on it. I look up to see Wormy looking at me with questionable eyes. I grab my tail and lift it up so he can see it. It puts a frown on his face. Good. I toss the coin back to him and he begins to look angry. Man i'm good!