I don't even know..I thought I'd try it. Read and review :)
"Hey. Hey John"
"What, Paul?"
"Your hair is reealllyyy soft."
"So you've said."
"I have?"
"Yup. Around five times since I got you into the car."
"It is, though."
"Well thanks, Paul."
"'S okay.."
"Hey John?"
"Yeah?"
"Where're we going?"
"Getting you to bed."
"Ooohhh friskyyy!"
"Oh shut it!"
"WEELLLLLLLLL!"
"PAUL!"
"BE BOP A LULA, SHE'S MA BABAYYY.."
"Keep it down, would ya?"
"WHYYYYY?"
"I'm trying to drive!"
"BABAY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR!"
"OW! Johnnyyyy!"
"Just shut it Paul!"
"But youu hittt meeeee."
"So you'd shut the hell up! Now shut the hell up!"
"Johnny?"
Sigh. "Yes Paul?"
"Are you mad at me?"
"Not when you make that face..."
"I'm sorry I took you away from the party."
"'S alright. Was a dud anyway."
"So you're not mad?"
"Course not."
Giggle. "Are we there yet?"
"Almost."
"Hey John?"
"Yeah Paul?"
"I think I just saw my dad."
"What?"
"Yeah, look, he's right there! Hi dad!"
"Stop that Paul! What the hell did you smoke?"
"Everything..?"
"Of course."
"DAADDDDD!"
"Do you want me to hit you again?"
"No..."
"Ok, then quiet down! That's not your Da'"
"Looks like him..."
"He's bald, Paul."
Giggle. "That rhymed"
"It did after all."
More giggles. "You should write songs John! You'd be good at it.."
"I should, yeah..."
"We should write together!"
"Uh huh, we really should..."
"Huhh? Wha' time is it?"
"It's still two in the morning. C'mon, outta the car. We're here."
"Where's herree?"
"My place."
"I wannaa gooo hoommeee!"
"Just crash here today, Cyn and Jules are out!"
"Whyy...?"
"I dunno, I want you to. Now c'mon.."
"Ok..."
"Ow!"
"Watch it..."
"Tha' hurt."
"Bet it did."
"My head hurts nowww.."
"We're almost there. You can sleep it off then."
"'Re you gonn' sleep too...?"
"Yeah, I am.."
"Yer gonna stay with me..?"
"'Course I am."
"Good..."
"Easssyy does it.."
Giggle "What're 'oo doooinnngg?"
"Taking yer shoes off you prat.."
"Maybe you should take your shoes off!"
"I already did.."
"Oh."
"Stop hoggin' the coverrssss."
"Fine, god..here!"
Moan. "I'm so tiirreeddd."
"Then just sleep, Paulie.."
"Buh my head hurtsss.."
"...Better?"
"Uh huh.. Tha' feels good..."
"Hey John?"
"Yeah Paul?"
"Yer hair is reaalllyy soft."
John chuckled, burying his face further into Pauls neck. No wonder he always volunteered to take the bugger home.