It wis getting dark and Shrek wis pretty bored. He sitted there wif his feetseez up and picked up a book dat had bean pl8ced there by an omnius spirit. He read it. It wis known ass the Quran. The whore-id ogre absorb all uf its werldly knowledge and becummed a booter person frum reeding tit. WHen Fiona cummed home he wunted to share his new-founded learnings wif her. He sped, "Phiona wee huff to change our ways or else we will nut pleez Allah!"
"Ok" sed Piona. "Wut can i dos?"
"You must stert wearing a veil! It tis the ownLee way!"
"Butt I do nut want to wear a veil becuz I am dumbass disobedient woman!" sed the stupid ogre woman. Shrek then stoned Fiona to deaf as the Quran commands a diligunt husbun do. Before he cood get rid of the body in walked Donkey. "Heyy darr Shrek. Howz abouts we go getsum puddin pops an'den rape sum white hunies?" Don key then pooled out a glock frum his furry asshoole becuz he wis basicully an afropomorphized donkey black guy. "No i cunt do that anysmore dinkey. I am changed ogre. U huff to change 2 er else u will burn in the firey fernAss of hell."
"Naw nigga. Imma do wut i wunt cuz im black." sed DonkDick. Shrek then stoned him to debt becuzz hE wis a nuffer infidel. Wen the deed wis dun shrek said "three beans please" and then proceeded to suck his own dick in satisfuckshun. Wen shrek grew old he suicide boomed a boonch uf infidels and nonbeliever and went to heaven for his gifts to humanity. Whne he met muhammed in the afterlife he sed "Its all ogre now" and then Shrek sed "three beans peas" muhammed gived him 3 beenz and Shrek sucked his own dick.