Ok, I know this really stinks, but I was really bored and playing Harvest Moon lost it's appeal and I was hyper on Pixi Stix when I made it.
Tenchi Muyo! doesn't belong to me, blah blah blah.
Sushi-Man is (kinda) proud to present,

Washu Makes an Invention

Washu was in her laboratory, studying. She had not come out for days. Tenchi and the others could hear strange noises coming from her lab all day and night and kept the doors locked. Then, there was a huge BOOM!!!

Washu woke up. She had that feeling you get from playing Star-Craft 15 hours straight. She got up and peered over to her work. It was complete! She had made her greatest invention yet! Then those stupid puppets popped up from nowhere and said, "Washu! You're the Greatest!" Washu smiled and said, "Hahahahahahahaha! Now to try it on somebody!" Washu picked up the small blaster (it looked like a sniper rifle) and brought it into the living room. She aimed it at Mihoshi and fired. It hit Mihoshi and she turned into a fly. Then the gun turned into a fly swatter and SPLAT!!! "YAAAHHH!!!" everybody cheered. The machine was then named the "Mihoshi-Masher 2000!"