A/N: I do not own anybody in this story.
The Mommy Show
Starring our host Jeff Oldani!
Today, Samarah Morgan will be picking her mommy!
Her first contestent is Rachel, her second one is Ellen Degeneris, a married couple Rosie Odonald, and our last but not least Jenifer Garner and Brad Pitt.
Jeff: So Samarah, you hideous ugly creature, who do you want to be your mommy?
Samarha: I want Ellen DeGeneris and Rosie Odonald.
Ellen: Oh no way hose! That's worse than a boy and a girl making out, now that should be illegal.
Jeff: So Ellen, Rosie, you two married people. Samarah is your daughter.
Ellen and Rosie: Um, uh, no. She's way too ugly. I mean she makes people die because they watched her tape.
Samarah: (lifts up her hair and Rosie faints)
Host: Oh... ok, no more of your hideous face you, face stabber.
Samarah: I know I am ha ha ha (laughing in an evil voice)
Jeff: So how did it feel when your mom put you down the well?
Samarah: Sad because it was like watching Brittny Spears delivering her own baby!
Jeff: Well Ellen, you got her no one else wants her. Congratulations
Rosie: I am so dumping you now Ellen!
Jeff: We'll be back on the next commercial break!
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Jeff:Now with our next person, Stitch, from Lilo and Stitch the Series and the Movie. And our chocies are Lilo, William Hung, or Kelly Clarkson.
Stitch: Um…busha pick Mr. William Hung!
William: Finally! My own girl friend!
Lilo: Ohh no! You didn't you pick me!
Stitch: Lilo, Lilo, Lilo!
William: Fine go with your girl! (sobbing)
Jeff: We'll be back after the next comercial brake
Advertiser: "Hey, do you want to go to hevean? Well all what u need to do is eat some of our delicious Hershey's chocolate with pepsi. Now back to our show!"
Jeff: "Ya, our addince now gets pepsi and choclote and now we are with, oh my gosh, it's Mandy Moore! She want's someone to be her brand new mommy. I would like to be her mommy"
Mandy: Hey what are my choices?
Jeff: I am the only contetestant, we'll never see you again. Bye! Thanks for watching, bye!"
Samarah: Wait! I killed my mommy, wait!
Jeff: Ok what?
Samarah: "I need a mommy
Jeff "Fine,have Brad and Jenifer Garner
Samarah: ok (in a happy voice)
A/N: Please review. I don't have anything against Ellen or Rosie. It was the only um…couple I could think of. Please do not flame me. I understand it's not the best story in the world but please be nice!