Ood- The Cuttlefish Heads (Because have you ever SEEN a Cuttlefish?! It looks SO MUCH like an Ood it's not even funny!)

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The Doctor and Donna were flying back from the Ood Sphere after they had taken down Ood Operations and freed the Hive Mind from Warehouse 15, when Donna walked over and poked the Doctor.

"Oi! Spaceman!"

"What Donna? He turned to face her, hoping that the plucky redhead hadn't found another reason to slap him.

"You know the Ood?"

"…Yes."

"The Ood. The ones with the bald heads and all those tentacle-y things?"

"Yes, Donna." The Doctor groaned, not really seeing where this conversation was going.

"Well you know the Ood, right?"

"…Donna, you just asked me that."

"Well you don't have to be so rude about it!" She snapped, crossing her arms.

"Anyway, when we were back on that planet or whatever, I was looking at the Ood and I thought: You know what? They look like they've got a big old Cuttlefish for a head!"

The Doctor turned to face her, completely confused.

"What?"

"You know, Cuttlefish! Weird floaty-swimmy-things that look like baby octopuses?" She asked, only to get a completely blank look from the Time Lord.

"God! You've never seen a bloody Cuttlefish before, have you?!"

The Doctor turned back to the console, completely mortified, only for Donna to continue her taunting.

"You've been all over the flipping universe! You've seen Slitheen and Judoon and Daleks and-and I don't know what! But you've never seen a measly Cuttlefish! Ha!"

The Doctor gritted his teeth, steering the TARDIS in the direction of Earth. Morse specifically, he focused on landing them in 2011; Australia, the Great Barrier Reef.

"I still can't believe it!" Donna laughed as the TARDIS came to a halt.

"Finally! Something in the Universe you haven't seen yet!"

"That's enough, Donna."

"But I mean, seriously! 900 years of time and space and I find something you haven't seen! That's gotta be some kind of record!"

She walked over to the door and opened it, only to slam it and run back behind the console.

"W-We're underwater!" She exclaimed, grabbing onto the sleeve of the Doctor's Trenchcoat.

"We're flipping UNDERWATER!"

"Oh yes!"

The Doctor grinned, running over and opening the door. She ducked, awaiting a sudden violent onslaught of water, but nothing happened. She slowly stood up, only to be met with the taunting gaze of the Doctor.

"Temporal field around the TARDIS." He laughed as Donna got up and walked over to the door, staring out into the crystal-blue ocean.

"Cool, huh?"

She turned around and slapped him.

"I thought we could've DROWNED!"

"OW!" he rubbed is face where she'd slapped him, only to get slapped again.

"Ooh! Doctor, there's one!"

"What?" He looked out the door, not seeing anything in particular.

Donna rolled her eyes.

"A Cuttlefish, you big dumbo! There's a Cuttlefish right there!"

"Where?"

"THERE!" She yelled, pointing to a tiny, brightly-colored, octopus-looking creature swimming in front of them.

"Oh, look at that! That is absolutely brilliant!" He grinned like a young child presented with an entire plate of cookies, slightly surprised and thoroughly ecstatic.

"You're right, Donna! They do look like the Ood! Aw, they're so cute!"

She smiled, flipping her hair over her shoulder.

"Brilliant, aren't I?"

Next Chapter: Clara Oswald

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