Hello my name is Kurt Hummel. I'm the most fashionable and hottest boy in all of Ohio.I'm also the town gay. That is why I'm currently in a dumpster. The hockey team saw me dancing In the choir room by myself ...so that is that. The Football team leaves me Alone because my boyfriend is bestfriends with the quarterback Finn Hudson, who also happens to be my stepbrother.
Yes. Yes. I know what your thinking. My boyfriend. The infamous Noah Puckerman.
So I carefully jump out of the dumpster . I walk up to the front door of the school and push it open. Immediately I feel the cold rush of dozens Of grape slushees . "Yeah! How do you like that fairy boy?" One neanthradal hockey player yelled at him.
I sighed. Just another day at this close minded school in Lima Ohio.
I walked into the boys locker room . Thanking whoever that it was empty.
That's what I though until...