Boredom has strange outcomes...like this for example....Basically this is a list of 9 odd character deaths...
Naruto's unfortunate experiences:
1. One day, a blond ninja was walking down the peaceful lane, he turned off onto a gravel road surrounded by woods. The boy followed the shady path to a river, which he looked at, annoyed. There wasn't a bridge. Shame. He backed up preparing to jump, just as he did so, a raccoon darted into his path, causing the boy to trip and knock his head on a rather large rock conveniently located at his feet. He died of brain injury. The end...
2. "SASUKE!!!!!" Shouted Naruto at the top of his lungs, running to his estranged friend, "You're back!!!" The random black haired dude that he had mistaken for Sasuke stabbed him with a Kunai. Naruto died as a result, the end...
3. Naruto walked through Konoha singing a song about ' oscar meyer wiener'. Suddenly he inhaled dust and began to choke. He then fell over and did not get up again. The end...
4. A whistling young man strode down the hospital hallway, having just been released after a moth bite incident. He headed for the stairs, ecstatic over an early release! The blond wasn't looking where he was going and tripped over a paper clip. He then fell down the staircase and cracked his head open. Naruto then died of blood loss. The end...
5. Naruto was riding his bicycle down the street, muttering about having to pick up a bouquet of flowers from Ino's parent's shop. Once he got there, Ino stuffed the large bouquet into his hands, and he sneezed. Naruto was allergic to pansies, which were the main component in the bouquet. He contracted hives and died. The end...
6. A certain blond rolled onto his back in his sleep, snoring lightly. All of the sudden he choked on his own spit and died. The end...
7. Naruto crouched down in front of the cute bunny rabbit he had just discovered on his doorstep, "C'mere bunny-boo!!! Goochie goochie goo!" The blond picked the bunny up, which promptly bit him. Apparently the rabbit had rabies, which Naruto caught, he died the next day. The end....
8. Sasuke looked down at Naruto, who had just tripped over his own feet, and was bleeding just a bit on his hand. "Shame." muttered Sasuke, and left the blond to die. How is that possible, you ask? Well. Naruto had fallen asleep and bled to death over the course of a month. He was really tired. The end...
9. Naruto slurped down his ramen, already on his 32nd bowl. He suddenly choked on a mushroom and died. The end.
Naruto's 9 cat lives came to an end, he died happily ever after...
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