Stupid sound nins
Orochimaru and Kabuto broke in on the boot from the third hokag.e
When the alarm went off.
They jumped in a rowboat that was attached to the pier.
They took the oars and began rowing.
When naruto and other Konoha nin came to capture them.
They came to a funny sight.
The two thieves, they were rowing in circles.
Because they didn't know how to row.
After half an hour and lots of laughter
They arrested Kabuto and Orochimaru
The End
the crazy kiri nin
A kiri nin was walking away from his crime.
He just murderd two people of Konoha.
Naruto saw this and captured the kiri nin and took him to the hokage.
The hokage said that Naruto must bring him to ibiki and Anko for "interrogation"(read punishment).
To everybody's astonishment the kiri nin said he wanted to be captured.
Because he wanted to know how this felt.
The hokage didn't believe this so he made the punishment worse.
And again said the kiri nin thanks to the hokage.
The hokage was so angry that he told Naruto that Ibiki and Anko could go all out on the nin.
And again the kiri nin said, thanks.
Naruto took him away before the hokage killed the kiri nin.
For weeks you could here the laughter and the thank you's from the kiri nin around Konoha.
Then most people said he was just crazy and some people said he was madness himself.
The End
I wrote this in the middle of religion class.
So hope you like it