Your Assistance is Required

A humorous AU Flipside short

Disclaimer:

I do not own the Mega Man cartoon

Ruby Spears/Capcom does

and what is up with the alignment?

Roll, in her fourth week as a spy, was on a sabotage mission with Guts Man, Snake Man and Pharaoh Man and they'd had to work fast and split up before her brother got there. By the time she was finished, she'd gone back to wait for the other three when she caught sight of Snake Man tugging on something in a narrow pipe at crotch level.

"Roll. I need your asssistance." Snake Man muttered.

Roll blinked. The name Ultra Girl, while formally called that by Dr. Wily and the media, had never really stuck among the Robot Masters.

"My uhh…it'sss ssstuck." He sounded embarrassed.

Part of Roll automatically wanted to help, she'd worked with Snake Man before and she didn't really mind him much by now. But another part of Roll's mind was taking very weird and dare she think it, perverse turns.

"Uhhh…" She said weakly.

"What's the hold up?" Guts Man asked gruffly with Pharaoh Man close behind him.

"It'sss ssstuck."

"Well here, lemme pull it out." He offered.

"No! It'sss delicate!"

"Umm…" This was turning into an awkward situation and Roll almost wished that Mega would hurry up and get here, knock her out and .take her home, so she wouldn't have to put up with this weirdness anymore.

Pharaoh Man who charmed her more often than she cared to admit with his pretty manners and gentlemanly ways seemed to guess the reason for her embarrassment and seemed torn between amusement and discomfiture.

"Roll?" Snake Man asked in an almost pleading tone of voice.

"Uhh…" She wondered why this seemed to be the only word she knew right now.

"We don't have time for this." Guts Man growled, grabbing a hold of it and ripping it out.

Snake Man let loose a howl and Guts Man threw the robotic snake on the floor where it sizzled and sparked.

Needless to say, Roll was extremely embarrassed and didn't say a word to them for the rest of the day.

Dedicated to all the guys, who just can't wait and make the world snicker