"The Ballade of the Redshirt."
With big adventure in their eyes the crew of the starship Enterprise went flying on
And from deck eight a voice was heard
A poor red-shirt with a trembling word rang loud and clear
What am I doin' here?
Please Mr Captain
I don't wanna go
Hey Mr Captain
Please don't make me go
"Energize"
No
Look at them stars out there
They're moving and it's alien ships, every one
Hey, Mr. Captain -you mind if I be excused the rest of the afternoon?
HEY RICKY DUCK YER HEAD
(Zap )
Hmm, you're a little bit late on that one, Ricky
Hooh, I bet that smarts!
They were brave and tough and wise the crew of the starship Enterprise as they flew on
But from deck eight a voice was heard
That same red-shirt with the trembling word rang loud and clear
What am I doin' here?
Please Mr Captain
I don't wanna go
Listen Mr Captain
Please don't make me go
There's a alien waitin out there
With an evil eight eyed stare
I'm a coward it's been said
But I don't wanna wind up zapped and dead
Please Mr Captain
I don't wanna go
"Energize"
No
I wonder what the Klingon word for friend is
Let's see-friend - Tlhingan mah, that's it
TLHINGAN MAH! HEY OUT THERE, TLINGAN MAH!
(Zap)
Nope, that itn't it
Look at them darned aliens
Running around like a bunch of invading aliens
Nah, this ain't no time for jokin'
(Zap)
(Zap)