Chapter 1- A D Ranked Mission
Today was like any other day to Kakashi. He was finishing up his training and about to pull out his book. Icha Icha Paradise. How he loved that little orange book. He could do anything while reading it. He could even train his students while reading it. Unless they were doing farm work. Which he was 20 minutes late for. Whoops! I'd better get going he thought as he rubbed his head and casually walked a few miles to the farm.
10 Minutes Later…
"Kakashi-sensei! You're late!" Naruto exclaimed as he pointed his finger accusingly at his sensei.
Sakura shrugged. "So? He's always late." She stared her chronically late sensei. "Hey, Kakashi-sensei, more D rank missions?" She asked disappointedly.
Kakashi nodded. "Yeah, well, after Konoha went to war with the Sound, there hasn't been too many A and S ranked missions. Problems have ceased." He explained.
"And we got Sasuke back, though." Naruto said, calmly. "Right, Kakashi-sensei?"
Kakashi sighed. "Well, he said he was coming back after he killed his brother." He soon grinned. "But until then, the three of us will be shoveling this cow poo out of this barn, and fixing the fence for these nice folk."
Naruto sighed. "A D rank mission….we've been trained by two of the three Legendary Sannin, and you have us doing this!"
"Now, Naruto, these people need our help." Kakashi said as he handed them shovels. "You guys get the poo, and I'll fix the fence."
Sakura frowned. "Why do you have to get the fence, Kakashi-sensei, and leave us shoveling cow droppings?" She asked, steam pouring out of her ears.
"Now, now, Sakura, the cow crap isn't going to pick itself up, you know." Kakashi replied in avoidance to her question. With that, he hauled ass to the fence and began putting in more screws to stabilize it.
Inside the barn, Naruto and Sakura began shoveling the cow poo out of the barn. "Man, where does this stuff go anyway?" Naruto asked loudly.
Sakura shrugged. "I don't know, I think we have waste dumps or something…I really don't know here it goes." She replied, almost getting some on her foot.
Naruto glanced back outside at his sensei, and saw a pretty lady talking to him. "Whoa, so Kakashi sensei's a chick magnet?" He asked as he watched the woman lead him into the house. "Oh, no! Kakashi-sensei's going to have sex with that lady!" He told Sakura.
Sakura frowned in disbelief. "He wouldn't. Kakashi-sensei wouldn't!" She said, half believing it. "Kakashi-sensei's not that much of a pervert!" She sighed. "Let's just keep shoveling this cow shit and wait for Kakashi-sensei to come out."
Naruto went back to shoveling. "I hope he isn't taking a break in there, he barely even started on that fence!"
Sakura nodded. "Yeah, but you know Kakashi-sensei, always making his students do all the work."
They worked for about 10 more minutes before Kakashi came out of the house.
"Thank you, Kakashi-san!" The woman called from the house.
Kakashi grinned (Though you wouldn't be able to tell). "Oh, no problem!" He replied as he made his way towards the barn.
"Uh-oh, Kakashi's coming." Sakura whispered.
Kakashi went inside and put his hand on their shoulders. "It's okay guys, you don't have to work nonstop. You guys deserve a break."
Sakura half-smiled. "Kakashi-sensei did you—never mind."
Kakashi raised his eyebrow. "Did I what?"
Sakura looked around nervously. "Did you…um…well…" She mumbled.
Naruto decided to blurt it out. "Sakura-chan and I wanna know did you have sex with that lady!" He said with a frown. He just knew his sensei had gone inside the house and seduced the young helpless woman. "Fess up, Kakashi-sensei!"
Kakashi stared at Naruto for a few seconds. Did he just ask what I think he did?
"He's not saying anything, Sakura-chan! That means he had sex with her! I knew it!" Naruto yelled.
Kakashi sighed. "No, Naruto, I didn't have sex with the young lady. She asked me to help her simmer some beans. I did not have sex with her." Although she did grab my ass…
Naruto sweat dropped and his jaw dropped. "What! You didn't?"
Kakashi shook his head. "Nope."
Sakura decided to ask the questions that was talk among the Chunins. "Did...well...are you making Kurenai cheat on Asuma with you?"
Kakashi's eyes popped out of his head. "Did I what!"
Sakura sighed and tried to rephrase her question. "Are you seeing Kurenai behind Asuma's back?"
Kakashi shook his head disbelievingly. "So this is what gossip you Chunins talk about now, huh?" He tried to think of something to say, that wouldn't cast even more suspicion on him. "Well, no. She's not with Asuma…or so she said. And for the record, we're not seeing each other; she's just helping me with my…genjutsu."
Sakura shook her head. "You're a terrible liar, sensei." She said.
He looked at his watch. "Well, break's over, time to get back to work." He said, walking away and back to the fence.
Sakura looked at Naruto. "He's seeing Kurenai!" She whispered.
"Yeah, But I thought Asuma was—"
"Get to work, guys!" Kakashi yelled from at least 20 feet away.