Well, this is just some Narandom thing I thought up, so, enjoy!
Naruto walked up to Sasuke, after the cat mission.
"Sasuke, why are you so emo?" Naruto asked. Sasuke didn't turn around, but answered:
"I'm not emo," he replied.
"Yes, you are!" Sasuke turned around, and he had a clown nose, and a little flower that squirted Naruto.
"Gotcha!" he said, before pieing Naruto in the face with a banana cream pie, and cartwheeling away, laughing.
"That… was disturbing." Naruto said. He turned around to see Sakura sitting on the rooftop, repeating the phrase "Too much kiddy porn" over and over to herself in a fetal position.
"Oooookay," Naruto said. turned, walked three steps. Realizing he wasn't moving, he looked down. He had just walked over the edge of a cliff.
"Oh, goody," he said, before plummeting