Conference
Ichigo gets called in for a parent teacher conference due to how bad his grades are doing, but is too embarrassed to bring his dad
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"Oh, hello Ichigo, I see you decided to show up today," Ms. Ochi said from the front of the classroom. "Sorry, I've been really busy lately," Ichigo replied nonchalantly. Ms. Ochi always let him off the hook for this kind of thing. "Normally I don't mind if you don't come in or run out in the middle of class to go to the bathroom then not show up until the next day, but the fact is your grades are suffering." She was right. Between fighting hollows, rescuing Rukia from execution, fighting bounts, protecting Lurichiyo Kasumioji, and going to Hueco Mundo to save Orihime; he had no time to do schoolwork. He still had some damn good excuses though. "I'll see what I can do." Ms. Ochi wouldn't take it. "I want to see you in my office after school on Friday for a parent teacher conference." "But that's tomorrow!" "My, hasn't the week gone by fast? Be there or you won't pass my class."
"This is going to suck," Ichigo thought while walking home, "Are you really that worried about the conference?" Rukia asked. "It's not so much the conference as it is bringing my dad to meet my teacher." "Hm," Chad grunted. "Anyway," Rukia continued, "All you're going to be talking about is your schoolwork, right?" "Knowing my dad he'll change the subject to how he's disappointed that he doesn't have grandchildren yet." "Are you sure he'd do that?" "He did it in middle school." "Damn." Orihime chose now to enter their conversation. "Maybe you can build a robot dad who can go to the conference with you but won't act all perverted and embarrass you, then after words he'll make us all red bean paste sandwiches, and when the day is done, he'll find the girl of his dreams and fall in love." "Or we could just replace him with someone who doesn't run on electricity." "He would run on red bean paste and the love of little girls and boys, but then at the end of the winter he'd have to go home to the North Pole so he won't melt!" This was getting annoying. "I'll go look for a human to do it." With that, Ichigo ran.