Disclaimer: No… I'm not J.K.R, the only thing I own are my words
A/N: Alright this is my chaptered ff. Before this I've only written a couple of one-shots so I'm really excited. Now I will try to update as soon as possible but I'm am a rather unpredictable writer.
WARNING: SLASH and sexual references.
Dear Diary,
What's worse than being a gay werewolf? Oh yeah being in love with the ultimate playboy and known womanizer Sirius Black who also happens to be your best friend. I spent hours just watching him or hearing him tell James about a particular adventure with a girl. His only flaw is that he's straight, that aside he's perfect!
That's another thing. I'm really pissed off at god how can he create someone so perfect put him right next to me and deny me the right to be snogging him; I think that's pretty cruel, especially with the fact that I have to see him naked almost every day. The explanation for that is Sirius knows he's gorgeous and is not at all body conscious (why should he be, he doesn't have any scars) so he has a routine of running around the dormitory naked holding Peter's security blanket in his hand. Peter being the amazing homophobe he is screams and tells him to give it back but (for fear of boy-boy contact) doesn't tackle him. Sirius loves doing that, the more people see him naked the happier he is. Sometimes I wish I was like that but I guess nobody would really want to see me naked.
Also I have to say that after 6 years of training James I actually managing that he doesn't behave like a total moron in front of Lily. Yesterday he was actually normal, and she's already warming up to him a little (meaning she didn't punch him, kick him, insult him, or a throw a drink at him which is already considered great progress). Anyway that's pretty much it for today maybe tomorrow I'll have something more interesting to write.
I'm pathetic. Thought Remus Lupin as he looked down at what he had written. It often angered him how he would give anything to be with that silly idiotic boy. Remus Lupin had always gone against the crowd, he wasn't like the rest of them but now Remus Lupin felt cheated. He had fallen into a devastatingly unrequited love, what could be less unique about that.
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"Man is she hot!" said the slightly less complicated mind of Sirius Black as he looked at Natasha Bills a 5th year Ravenclaw with a figure like a playboy model.
"Down boy" said James as he grinned as his best friend.
"Cruel" whispered Sirius as Natasha continued making out with her boyfriend.
"Oh come on, you can have any girl you can possibly want, what's so special about her?"
Sirius turned sharply to James "Are you blind!" he said pointing to the gorgeous blond.
"She's not a redhead" said James. Sirius rolled his eyes.
"Ah Remus!" he said pulling the werewolf by the arm so that he was facing Natasha and her boyfriend. "Isn't she the hottest girl, ever?"
"Sirius I'm gay" said Remus as his eyes watched the kissing couple.
"Useless" said Sirius crossing his arms over his chest. "You know I need to find friend that actually like girls!"
"I like girls" said James.
"You like Evans!"
"You have Peter," offered Remus giving his friend a helpful smile.
"Like he counts for anything"
"Where is Peter anyway?" asked James as they all sat down underneath the tree by the lake.
"With Emily" said Sirius grinning radiantly.
"Why are you happy, she's really annoying?"
"Yeah she is annoying but she's really easy so Peter's probably getting lucky right now" said Sirius as he reclined on his tree.
"You've slept with her?" asked Remus not sure why he sounded so surprised, Sirius just continued grinning.
"I bet you little Peter lost his virginity today. By the way it's shameful that you two are still virgins" said Sirius looking from one to the other.
"You know me Evan's is my life" he said his eyes flying over to where she sat with a couple of friends.
"Why don't you have a boyfriend Remus?" asked Sirius looking at his friend.
Remus blushed "I don't know" he said trying not to meet Sirius's surprisingly intense eyes.
"You know tons of guys have asked me if you're seeing anybody, if you let me I'll find you a boyfriend"
Remus closed his eyes. "No Sirius, I don't want a boyfriend"
"Why not?"
"I don't know, I just don't" he looked don't his innocent beautiful brown eyes looking down at the field of grass. James was watching him too.
"Is it because of your fury little problem?"
"Well yeah" said Remus as if it was obvious.
"Lots of people won't mind Remus, you're gorgeous and amazing and if they do mind their idiots" said Sirius his hand on Remus's shoulder.
"I don't want a boyfriend" repeated the young werewolf looking at Sirius in a determined voice.
"I know you do Remus, that's it I'm going to find you a guy" he said beaming.
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Dear Diary,
If there's one thing that I hate about Sirius it's the fact is the fact he knows me better than anyone else in the world and that he understands me more than I ever thought possible. Today Sirius was giving us grief about being virgin (which by the way I am NOT but that's another story all together I'll tell it to you some other time) James gave his "I'm in love with Lily" excuse and I used my "I'm a werewolf" excuse but Sirius didn't accept it.
So now the great idiot is trying to find me a boyfriend! Can you believe him… this is going to sound pretty funny I mean they guy I'm in love with is so clueless and straight that he's on a mission to find me a boyfriend. Jesus, my life is so pathetic. Anyway today Lily sort of smiled at James I mean it wasn't your big grin with a friendly wave but it left him gitty (so much so he managed to lose 3 chess games against Peter).
I wonder who Sirius is trying to set me up with. It's not like I'm interested in anybody else but there are some pretty cute guys at Hogwarts and well I'm a guy which can be easily translated in to: I'm a horny little bastard (though I have to say compared to James's three-times-a-day-cold-shower, and Sirius's 7-night a week visits to a cupboard closet, I'm nothing)
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"Frailty thy name is women" said Sirius as he watched a couple of third years giggle and smile at him much too flirtatiously for their age.
Remus turned to him frowning "You've read Hamlet?" Sirius blushed. "Oh my god! It's like finding out that batman is a fan of Edgar Alan Poe!" said Remus looking incredulously at his friend.
"Don't judge me, there's a good explanation behind it!"
"And that would be?"
"My parent's locked me up in the basement once for like three days with nothing but water and some food and bunch of dusty old books so I began to read and you know they're not half bad"
"Which did you read?" asked Remus smiling happily.
"Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet and Twelfth Night" said Sirius still blushing slightly.
"Sometimes I think I'll never understand you. You have no problem running around naked in front of dozens of people but you blush when you admit that you like Shakespeare"
"What can I say, I'm special"
"You sure are Padfoot" said Remus the smile lingering on his lips.
There was a moment of silence and then Sirius said his smile suddenly turn wicked "So you've been thinking about me running around naked?"
Remus tried his best not to blush and said "In your dreams"
Sirius let out a bark-like laugh which made several people turn "Your fucking amazing Remus" he said grinning at the werewolf.
Dear Diary,
I'm fucking amazing…. That's what he tells me, I mean what am I supposed to say to that. You're fucking amazing too? Or should I switch the words around and say I really wish I was fucking you (bad Remus you're not supposed to be thinking that). That's another thing I'd want to talk about I love how people think that just because I'm quiet and nice, I'm a saint. It's really funny because believe it or not I have a pretty sick mind especially regarding a certain animagi (yum).
In case you're wondering yes I'm slightly drunk right now. Sirius has a 'girlfriend' (more like sex-friend if you ask me) that works at the three broomsticks so she gave him like ten bottles of alcohol and he being the generous person he is forced three down my throat. I wouldn't normally have said Sirius is yummy but I guess anybody (especially girls) would agree with me Sirius is really yummy (not to mention extremely sexy).
So yeah I have to go now because James is screaming something that sounds an awful like "She's touched my shoulder!" right in my ear. (Good think I've enchanted this diary so that I'm the only one that can read it). So see you tomorrow I guess.
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I have to say writing that was a fun to write so I hope you liked it and please review, it makes me happy.
The Cesar Legacy
P.S- I don't actually have a beta for this ff so if you'd like to help me or know anybody that would please pm, thanks.