Disclaimer:I do not own NGE.

A/N:Story line is taken from 'Rebuild of Evangelion', not the tv anime.Why?Because in 'Rebuild of Evangelion' the characters are introduced much much earlier.How early you ask?Well the first movie of 'Rebuild' which is a four part movie series.Is pretty much ep.1-6 with new designs and dialogue, and at the end of it, Kaoru is introduced.And in the tv series he was introduced like, 20 eps later.Plus the Evas look WAY cooler.Oh yeah, and OOC.But only in the name of random humor!

At the Katsuragi residence

"Misato..., do we HAVE to DO this?", groaned Shinji.

"Of course!You guys have to start getting along some time.Why not now?", said Misato.

"Because we hate each other!!", yelled Asuka.

"I agree major.This is pointless", whispered Rei.

"But that's why we're here!If you guys don't start getting along, I'll shoot each of you in the foot!", threatened Misato.

"Fine!!But you have to get rid of gayzilla over there", pointed Asuka.

"Hey!Don't drag me into this!I'm only here to watch!", reasoned Kaoru.

"Sorry Asuka no can do.Gayzilla stays and that's that!"

"No dammit!I'm just here to watch!"

"Save it Kaoru, they'll never listen to you", said Shinji with a depressed look.

Elsewhere

"We shouldn't mess around down here Ikari.We could break something", said Fuyutsuki with concern.

"We never do anything fun, we always just sit around and look angry.Besides, what could possibly go wrong?", said Gendo.

As soon as he said those words he tripped and smacked his face against a big red button that said DO NOT PRESS.

"Uh oh.What the hell is this button for?"

As soon as he said THOSE words, a huge surge of energy rippled throughout the city causing major blackouts and busting streetlights.The masive surge of energy did have another effect however.It went straight for the Katsuragi residence.

Back to our heroes

"What the hell is going on?", asked Asuka.

"I donno.Maybe Misato forgot to pay the light bill", said Shinji.

"No, I paid the bill already"

"That's what you said last time", said both Asuka and Shinji.

As that sentence finished, lightning shot out from the lightsockets and struck both Rei and Kaoru in the stomach.

The lightning poured it's energy into their S2cores, filling them over the limit.

"Aaaaaaah!!I-I feel like if I'm gonna explode!!", yelled Kaoru in pain.

A little black colored spot started growing in Kaoru's chest, it grew and it grew until it swallowed all of them up.

A few hours later

"Ugh...What the hell happened?", said Shinji in a high pitched voice.

As he stood to check on his friends he said THESE words.

"Son of a bitch..."