100 Ways to make Robin angry
100 Ways to make Robin angry
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Just because I was bored
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1: Ask him if he ever had a crush on Batman.
2: Ask him if there's a sex toy in the bat-cave
3: Call him pretending to be a hair gel salesman then tell him it was a prank and hang up
4: Call him pretending to be an ex-boyfriend of Starfire (as long as you can get a VERY LONG-RANGE restraining order against him)
5. Tell him Starfire is pregnant with Batman's child
6. Tell him Starfire is ugly
7. Tell him he's ugly
8: Do 6 and 7 at the same time
9. Tell him he loves Slade.
10. Tell him anything about Slade
11. Tell him Slade is his father
12. Tell him Raven is the new leader of the Teen Titans.
13. Tell him Starfire is an alien that can't get pregnant
14. Replace his hair gel with taffy
15. Replace his hair gel with cookie dough.
16. Replace his hair gel with taffy AND cookie dough.
17. Put his underwear on a flagpole
18. Switch Starfire's clothes with his clothes and vice versa
19. Paint his room pink
20. Paint him pink
21. Put glue all over his staff.
22. Paint his staff to look like a pencil
23. Replace his favorite food with bat-shaped candies
24. Sing 'DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO, BAAATMAAAN… AND ROBIN… IN THE BAAAAT CAAAVE'
25. Tell him Starfire is pregnant with Aqualad's baby.
26. Tell him he'll die if he has sex with Starfire because aliens are poisonous
27. Buy and give him a Batman-styled cake with "You may be small, but you're still cooler than Robin!" and put 4 candles on it
28. Do number 27 and put a note that says 'Happy 4th Birthday!'
29. Tell him Cyborg is actually 25
30. Tell him Batman wants his number
31. Tell him Starfire gave you her number
32. Tell him Starfire has AIDS
33. Tell him anyone has AIDS, then laugh, and then say, "You probably do too"
34. Make a poem about his hair gel
35. Make a poem about his suffocating in space on his wedding day
36. Make a poem about how much he loves his green tights
37. Write a song titled 'Tights are for gays, Robin'
38. Have somebody tie his mask to the ceiling and then say Beast Boy did it
39. Dare him to explain to Starfire what 'giving head' means
40. Dare him to explain to Raven why she's so creepy
41. Make him a pie that says "You looked cute when Mother May-Eye combed your hair, but now you're back in Batman's liar!"
42. Make a poem for him using the same thing in 41
43. Sell pictures on the street of Raven in a dress, signed by 'Robin'
44. Do 43 and then tell Raven that Robin's doing it
45. Do 44 over and over again
46. Repeat number 45
47. Repeat number 46
48. In his sleep, pour all of his hair gel on everything he owns and then set the bottle back in place
49. Do the above, but instead, stick it in Beast Boy's room
50. Tell him Slade has a tracker up his butt
51. Tell him Slade has a tracker up Starfire's butt
52. Tell him Starfire goes commando in public all the time
53. Tell him he should go commando
54. Tell him Starfire just changed her name to Ur'anus.
55. Set him up on a date with Kitten
56. Wait until he's on a date with Starfire, and tell Kitten where it is
57. Claim to be from Starfire's planet and claim to be her son, and then tell him she has fake boobs
58. Run like hell after 57
59. Steal the Starfire doll and throw it at him
60. Steal the Robin doll and pour hair gel on it, and then set it next to the bottle in the morning
61. Claim to have the power to smell losers
62. After 61, claim that's how you found him
63. Tell him that Slade has a photo collection of Starfire
64. Send him a package full of pictures of Slade in the mail
65. Throw a bucket of hair gel at him
66. Tell him if Starfire ever needs an Earth job, there's a McDonalds opening in Gotham that sells Batman toys.
67. Pour his hair gel on the floor next to his bed so he slips when he gets up
68. Stick a note to the side of the hair gel bottle saying "You got off the wrong side of the bed this morning!" after 67
69. Fake a note saying "Greetings. I have gone to marry Aqualad in Hawaii." and wait until Starfire's out of his sight, and then stick it to his staff
70. Call him Wonder Banana
71. Call him Wonder Boob
72. Call him Robbie-poo
73. Call him Slade's pet
74. Call him Bird Boy
75. Call him Boy Blunder
76. Send him a pet Robin in the mail
77. Send him a bottle of Diet Coke in the mail and have a letter that says "I heard you and Raven ran out of drug money, so I sent you some Coke"
78. Tell him beer actually kills Starfire's alien race and tell him it's impossible to catch Starfire drunk.
79. Give Starfire a beer and tell her Robin gave it to her as a gift
80. Do the above, but give her more than one, and then go tell Robin she's in trouble
81. Send him a pet parrot that repeats the phrase, 'Save me, Wonderbread!" over and over
82. Tell him the only reason Starfire can fly is because Red Bull gives her wings
83. Tell him birds need Red Bull, and hand him one
84. Shoot him with a water gun, and say "Oops, sorry, I'm bird hunting"
85. Come up to his face with a telescope and scream, "I'm bird watching!"
86. Tell Kitten she needs another Prom Date
87. Tell him he made Starfire a lesbian
88. Tell him Starfire has a 600-year life span and she's actually 80 years old.
89. Tell him Starfire doesn't wear panties, and that you've checked
90. Call him a Gay Ninja
91. Say "Starfire sure is gay all the time" and add on, "Oops, I mean happy gay, so… she sure is a happy gay"
92. Throw purple paint over his head, and then all over Raven's room, and trap him in Raven's room with a wet brush and an empty bucket of purple paint
93. Tell Robin that Starfire only wants all his money
94. Call Starfire a slut
95. Claim that Paris Hilton is Starfire's sister
96. Shave the Starfire doll's head and send it to Robin in a fake Barbie Doll box labeled "The New Britney Spears"
97. Tell him he should stop eating at McDonalds
98. Tell him Starfire is allergic to him
99. Ask him why he doesn't have a beak if his name is Robin
100. Show him this list and then run for your life
Hope you enjoyed it :D