A/N: Rewrite. Some of the long-winded sentences shock me. Anyway, although you might not like the first chapter, please read the whole of it. It gets better. Promise.

Generation Extraordinaire – Chapter 1

"No, Nat. You click the brush tool before you do anything." Emma said, narrowing her eyes at the obvious amateurish skill of her friend at Photoshop.

"Right." Nat clicked the brush tool before proceeding to do her amazingly simple 'work of art'. Eventually, Emma got so bored that she turned to her other computer which still hadn't stopped humming even after she threw various pieces of her homework at it.

"Just gonna watch a Naruto episode."

"Which one? Raw?"

"Might as well. The one where Kaka-kun features." An audible sigh was heard from the other end of the room.

"Good luck with that." Nat fiddled a bit more with the brush tool while Emma started to watch the fourth episode of Naruto. Soon the time came when the survival test started and everyone started to hide. Well, that was what was supposed to happen, were it not for the fact that Emma's computer died again and displayed an HTTP 404 Error. She swore. And refreshed. And swore. And refreshed. Nothing she did brought any results; and Emma's computer screen abruptly turned into static.

"Oh, COME ON…" she bent down and started to look at her computer for any obvious presence of viruses while steadying the screen with her other hand. Suddenly, Emma's head flicked upwards at the strange sensation crawling up her arm. "What the fu-----"

Silence would have reigned the room, were it not for the fact that the two girls' other friend, Miranda had come back from the loo and seen Emma being sucked into the computer screen. Silently and stupidly, she made her way to the screen, getting herself sucked in as well. Nat was blissfully oblivious, still fiddling with the pen tool.

"Hey, Emma, the line's kinda----" she had a strange feeling, after which she swivelled round to face the monitor, which was still emitting static. "Right…Mira should have been back too…oh dear." She heard Emma's mother run across the corridor to the room, searching for her daughter and her two friends. Time was of the urgency. She thus took to bashing the screen to try and let the static to release the two girls but to no avail. She slumped in her computer chair, sighing, before she got sucked in as well. Just before all of her submerged in the static she managed to grab her still shut backpack.

Emma floated through the air, a vacant expression on her face. Unfortunately, her quiet surroundings were marred by Naruto's scream, he having been inflicted with the Thousand Years of Death, kindly given by Kakashi. Emma looked to her left where the agonising face of Naruto was zooming full speed ahead towards her. Suddenly, realisation hit her.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Emma screamed.

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed.

They collided with each other and both fell in the pond. Naruto, eyes still wide was staring at Emma just as much as Emma was staring back at him. Of all the weird dreams I've had…this one's copped it… They both surfaced, then said at the same time, "Who the HELL are YOU?!" pointing while treading water with some difficulty. Meanwhile, Mira landed on Sasuke, and her not having such a delayed reaction, immediately emitted a loud squeal of joy. Sasuke and Mira rolled on to the grass, he protesting very loudly while Mira was (playfully) smothering him. As if that wasn't enough, an immense 'CRASH' sound was heard before loud shouting noises enveloped the area.

Kakashi took his turn to speak. "Person over there, identify yourself and come out with Sakura."

Sakura momentarily forgot that she was meant to be hidden and stormed out of the bushes while Nat nonchalantly walked out, holding her head and groaning. "Oh god, I feel like I've fallen through three trees and landed on a kunoichi…" Nat said, sighing, her other hand firmly around the strap of her bag. Kakashi repeated himself, stating that the bell test was momentarily over and would the three girls that fell from the sky assemble here right now.

They did so, gawping at the surroundings; this was clearly the genin training grounds in Konoha; a place where neither of them were a minute ago.

Before all three of them could say their names, Nat, being the half-Japanese person yanked them by the hair and hissed that they needed to pick Japanese names. Emma silently shrugged while Mira shook her head despairingly. Nat thought for a moment before replying to Kakashi.

"The one with wacky brown hair and vacant expression is…Minamo. Minamo Taima." She started conjuring up names in thin air. "The one with light long blond hair is Mira…Senju." This was purely aggravation for Mira, who hated all the Hokages. "And I am—" Minamo interjected.

"The cynical one with short black hair is Kyoko Toyama." Minamo was using both of Nat's middle names. However, Naruto looked at them more weirdly before.

"So…the 'Minamo' person is the one with brown hair…but she has black hair…and Mira I would say has more golden hair? And---"

"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!" Minamo screamed. She was not pointing at her long messy locks which had magically turned black, but was looking at Kyoko, whose short black hair was gradually turning white. "NAT! I MEAN KIKI!" Kyoko slapped her head and turned her head towards the pond.

"JESUS CHRIST!"

"Back to the point, girls. Where did you come from?" Kakashi said, not closing his porn book.

"Um…Lon---"

"My computer." Emma said before Mira could issue a very stupid response. "We sorta live in another world and…I have no idea how we got here though…"

"So basically, you have no idea how you can get back."

All three answered at the same time. "Yeah."

Kakashi shuffled awkwardly. "You do realise you can't be in Konoha and you really do have to get back to your world, for many more reasons than one."

Mira burst out of desperation. "Please! Can't we stay here for a little while? We could learn to be ninjas, and if we do find out how to get back, we could-"

Kyoko closed her eyes and folded her arms. "Unlikely, dude. You just hugged Sasuke. And we just ruined the story. Plus, no one would recognise us. Cos we look like punks." She pointed at her white hair.

"But we ar—" Minamo whined.

"No we're not! …hold on…" Kyoko opened her onyx eyes again, intent glowing in them which made the three genin recoil. "We are of use to the Sandaime."

"Are we?" Minamo said, spoiling the tension.

Kakashi sighed. "Although I'm impressed that you know some of what goes on in our world, I don't think that the Sandaime would need any use of three normal girls that have just fallen from the sky."

"We are all the use to him. We can tell the future. We know when he, Gekkou Hayate, the present Kazekage and Orochimaru will die." Kyoko smirked.

Kakashi finally closed his book. The genin looked confused. "And HOW would you be in possession of such dreadful information?"

Mira caught on. "Your world is scripted in a…book, no scroll…in our world. It's a source of entertainment."

Kakashi narrowed his eyes, in concentration of what to do while the genin started staring at the three girls suspiciously. "I'll have to take you to the Hokage---"

"YOSHAAAAAA!" Minamo and Mira yelled, punching a fist in the air.

"…where we will discuss what to do with you three. Meanwhile, my genin team here will still have to do missions, so you will have to discuss living arrangements yourself. Consider this as a test to prove yourself mentally that you are up to being a ninja."

Team 7 stood in the Sandaime's office, with the three girls at the front. He had his head fixed intently at them, studying them.

Minamo was facing the other wall, pouting; Mira was doing the same; Kyoko was the only one who would even talk to him.

"So how long do you plan on staying here?" the Hokage asked, humour lighting his eyes at the story that Kyoko had told him.

"Uh—"

"FOR LIFE, DEAR!" Mira burst. There was a lengthy pause.

"Right," the Hokage began, quite undeterred by the outburst. "I'm guessing that you have to stay with these four…? For the time being?" His gaze turned to Team 7, who suddenly looked like that they wanted to be in any other place but there.

The three boys immediately turned to Sakura. Sakura tried to keep the three crazy girls out of her house and place of sanity by protesting that she had no space at all since 'her cousins were visiting'.

The Sandaime thus turned to the others and said that he knew that they all had space for at least one. Kakashi gladly took on the challenge whereas Naruto and Sasuke tried to get out. Unfortunately, Minamo and Kyoko were trying to run away as well and they collided.

Sasuke decided to get this over with. "Who is the most mature out of all of you?"

On an instinctive notion, Kyoko put up her hand while Mira and Minamo pointed to her at the same time.

"I'll let you stay then. Those two look dangerous." Naruto swore having missed his chance. Kyoko, having a delayed reaction, waved her hand, refusing the offer.

"Nah, I'll stay with a girl or something. Maybe Hinata…?" She then remembered the tense Hyuuga relationship. "Not Ino, Not Sakur…crap."

Minamo lit up, realising her luck, and pushed Kyoko over to Sasuke and Mira over to Naruto while she clung on to Kakashi, trying to get free. In vain.

Kakashi finally got Minamo off him and closed her mouth.

"Only for a week, remember? See what you can do to be useful."

"Sasuke, don't run away. Kakashi would get you. And for your information Sakura, Kyo-chan won't do anything to Sasuke. At all." Minamo suddenly blurted out.

The team stared at her. No one had said anything. Kyoko naturally broke the silence by thwacking Minamo.

"And that, Nyamo, is called compulsive insanity." Kyoko mumbled, herself awed by the sudden outburst.

"No, Kyo-chan, I think that this is something out of the ordinary."

"What, you?" Someone in the crowd snickered.

"I personally think you have a bloodline limit." Kakashi drawled, his hitai-ate already uncovering his Sharingan.

Minamo opened her mouth slightly. "It's…real…" she whispered. She reached out her fingers to touch it, but Kakashi's abrupt pointing at her made her stop.

"There is abnormal chakra gathering around your eyes. There are many signs of those chakra around the room."

At this abnormal piece of information, Sasuke and Sakura lunged back from Minamo like she was a beast from hell. Minamo calmly did a peace sign at them.

Mira suddenly stepped forward, beaming and pointing at something on the ground. "III haaave ooone twoooo!" she trilled, running around in circles.

Minamo and Kyoko bent down to see where she was pointing.

A flower bud was squeezing out of a cracked tile, just bursting to open.

A/N: Constructive criticism please. Friends are not helpful in this case…