This is my first story so please be nice.
Ok so everybody gets pissed sometimes right? Well not me. I get pissed at EVERYBODY all the time. You might think bad of me, but people annoy me. And i'm talking straight up I will smack your damn face if you make me mad. My parents tried to "fix" me but I finally told them that this is who I am and there is NOTHING TO FIX. Now that i've got you interested, here is the story i'm supposed to tell you.
Hello there. My name is Toby. I know, I know innocent totally not badass name at all. But hey it's not my fault that my parents were total hippies. Anyway, I am 17 years old. I may seem like a normal lazy teenager, but i'm not so deal. I am called a legacy. You see, my mom is a daughter of Ares (the Greek god of war and bad temper) and she was a total badass. Then she had me.
I was such a bad kid when I was younger and I swear to all the gods that she got a new gray hair almost every day. Since my mom had anger issues, I also have severe anger issues. On a good day I hit people twice a day. On a bad day, however, I get kicked out of school altogether. I have a lot of bad days. But now that i'm 17, I don't have to go to school anymore so I dropped since i'm still a minor, I can't get a full time job but my birthday is in 2 weeks so i've started getting applications for different jobs like logging, being a mechanical assistant stuff like that. Sometimes I really wonder what goes on in normal people's heads.
My "uncle" lives about 2 hours from my parents so sometimes I like to go live with him. He has some of the same issues as me but not of severe. He isn't really my uncle but he is friends with my mom and they made him my godfather so its legal for me to live with him. His name is Percy Jackson. He lives with his wife Annabeth, who is the sweetest woman I have ever met, and his kid twins Calypso and Nico.
If they didn't have amazing parents, they probably would have already ended up in prison. They are about a year before me so i'm a terrible role model, but strangely they don't think so. Calypso is the most beautiful girls I have ever seen, but her brother kinda scares me a little. Since I have known them forever though, my fear has gone away for the most part. Back to Calypso, I think I have loved her since the very moment I laid eyes on her.
Being a legacy of Athena (Greek goddess of intelligence and battle strategy) and Poseidon (Greek god of the oceans and earthquakes) she looks as if she could have been made perfectly like Aphrodite (Greek goddess of love and sexyness) herself. I am constantly having dreams about fucking the living shit out of her. But I know her brother would probably kill me for it.
But back to the story, one day after work I went to Percy's house for dinner. Annabeth had made this delicious looking homemade pizza. It had a lot of stuff in it like pepperoni, olives, pineapple, pomegranates, bacon, ham, extra cheese, and best of all, it had a pretzel crust! I didn't mean to destroy it, honestly! So what happened was that Nico was complaining about the olives and pineapple, so his twin tried to console him. Then, he screamed at her to stop being a pushover good girl bitch. I completely snapped. I grabbed the pizza and slammed it in his face very forcefully. Then I said to Calypso, "Has he ever said this to you before?" she replied with a timid "No." "Good" I said. I swear to all the gods ever, if he EVER even MUTTERS another word like that about her, I will kill him slow and painfully.
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