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Bleach!! Episode 1 between episode 0 and 2
Main Characters
Ichigo
Rukia
Chad
Ishida
Inoue
Renji
kon
Special guest SORA!!
Chapter 1:
Kon: Hey you ichigo dumb ass!! Why dont u let me grab the Bbs of rukia??
Ichigo: Its not yours!!
Rukia: Kon.. If u still dont stop to hold my (sorry it is censored). I will let you be eaten by the hollows!!
Kon: W-What??
Ichigo: Ya.. I will also help rukia.. but ill take kon home..
Renji: Ichigo, dont take kon home.. TAKE ME HOME!!
Ichigo: O.o;;;
After the conversation..
Chad: There are chocolate hollows outside!!
Ichigo and Rukia: W-what?? Hollows made of chocolate??
Chad: Ya.. I defeated them There are 4 of them.. I defeated 3..
Ichigo: B-But How??
Chad: I ATE THEM!!
Ichigo: But where is the other hollow?
Chad: Outside.. It is not made of chocolate.. so i did not eat them..
Ichigo: What is that voice?
Renji: (using female voice) Ichigo! Ichigo! Help me!
Rukia: Destructive art number 0.01! Explosive Kon attack!!
Kon: Why me??
Rukia: Answer ur question.. Why me when ur holding my Bbs.. But inoue's (censored) is bigger.
Inoue: (Holding vitamins) Just use Bobs enhancer.. i just tried it!! it is very effective!!
Renji: Where is my only love ICHIGO?!
Ichigo: (looking in his underwear) WW-What is this? A hollow on my brief?
REnji: Where? Can i take a look??
Ichigo, Renji and Chad: A HOLLOW!!!
Sora(From KH)O: Fire!!
All of the characters: Sora?!?!?
Ichigo: Dont you dare to burn my undies!!
Sora (From KH): Ok.. Freeze!!
Ichigo: OH!! My Butt is freezing!!
Renji: Is it cold?? I'll Hold it!!
Ichigo: No thanks!! Inoue can you please hold??
Inoue: M-me?
Renji: I'll take over!!
Rukia: Just stop that.. Dinner is ready..
Chad: IS there chocolate?
Ishida: I'am a Quincy. I hate death gods. Pay me 20 boxes of cocain and ill help you...
Rukia and Ichigo: HuH??
Ishida: 15 boxes?
Ichigo: W-what??
Ishida: 5 boxes??
Ichigo: Why??
Ishida: Come on.. I"ll join your team..
Ichigo and Rukia: Ok.. Join our team..
Ishida 5 boxes??
Rukia: Just get out of this place you Brd!!!
Renji: Ishida, are you a shinigami??
Ishida: No, I'am a Quincy
Renji, I LOVE QUINCY!!
Inoue: I thought you like a shinigami??
Renji: Quincy looks better than a shinigami!!
Kon: I'm back!!
Rukia and Inoue: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Kon: Nii-san!!!
Rukia: WTF!! How did you come back??
Kon: Easy.. Just Went home walking!..
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