Hi, I have returned from a long break. This is just a random idea that popped into my head; it makes me laugh when I think about it so hopefully it'll make you laugh.

It was a beautiful day at Middleton church, a perfect day for the wedding of the century. Stood at the altar were to best friends, about to do what everyone was hoping they'd do. They both looked in their mid-twenties and they had barely changed over the years.

"Ron Stoppable, will you take Kim Possible to be your lawful wedded wife?" The minister asked the young man.

"I do." The young man replied, looking over to his fiancée and giving her a slight smile.

"And Kim Possible, will you take Ron Stoppable to be your lawful wedded husband?" The minister continued facing the young woman.

The woman hesitated, she didn't know how to say the thing that was on her mind. She took a deep breathe and came out with it; "No. I can't." The crowd sat there in shock. Ron turned to face Kim wondering why she just broke his heart. "There's someone else." She said.

"Who? At least tell me that…"

"It's…It's…Rufus!"

"What? Kim he isn't even human!"

"I know but I just," She sighed, "I just find him so cute!" Rufus crawled onto Rons shoulder and faced Kim. She giggled and gave him a flirtatious wave and Rufus winked back at her antics.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Shrieked a teenage boy as he sat up in his bed, lying next to him was his supposed 'Best friend'. He picked up the betrayer and put him on the floor. "Rufus why did you go and steal Kim away from me?!" Ron yelled to Rufus. Rufus sat on the floor looking up at Ron confused.

Ron turned to his nightstand and looked at the clock. It read 3:15. He reached over and picked up his phone and dialled Kim's number in search of some answers. "Pick up, pick up, pick up!"

"Hello?" A very tired possible member answered.

"KP why did you ditch me at the altar?"

"Ron what are you talking about?"

"You! You said no to me at the altar and got off with Rufus!"

"Ron, you were having another nightmare. That's just gross! Me and Rufus is NEARLY as bad as me and you." Kim said playfully. "Besides we don't have any wedding plans now do we?"

Ron sighed; it was all a dream "I guess you're right. Phew, for a minute there I actually thought we were getting married."

Kim choked. "You don't want to marry me?!"

"No, wait, yes. Grrrrrrrr. Is that a trick question?"

"Just go back to sleep Ron, night." Kim put the receiver down and Ron heard a beep. Ron placed his phone back on its stand and picked Rufus back up and placed him on the bed.

"Sorry about that pal. Man I gotta stop eating cheese before I go to bed."

Ok so that's it for this story. Hope you enjoyed. Hopefully didn't weird you out. Enjoy-x