POKEMON THE 1ST… I MEAN WORST MOVIE
By the king himself: Kingosak
"I will become pokemaster!"
"That appears to be the point of the movie."
"Well I will."
"What do you mean? Togipachu is only level 4 and only knows big giga mega giga and lightning coshimashu
tondaratu!"
"Well yours is only level 3 with temashi and sakashit attack!"
"Could we try this in English you two?"
"No."
"Yeah this is pokemon! Do you think kids watch this for the bright colors and strange animals without
genitals?"
"Guess not."
"Then go back where you came from."
"But I was just standing here."
"Well then walk to that tree and touch it and then GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM."
"This show sucks."
As Rockman walks over to the tree Ash and that chick that I forgot her name go over to duke it out with
their pokemon.
"Prepare to be defeated!"
"Why does it always have to be defeated? Why can't the pokemon just die?"
"Because you lose so much that you wouldn't have any left."
"Guess there's a point there…
"Now prepare to be defeated."
The battle begins as the two contestants scream Japanese profanities at each other.
"Man neither one of them is dying."
"This really sucks."
"This is stupid I'm just gonna end it right now by…
"Do you know who I am?" Said a mysterious voice in the bushes.
"Yeah you're Greg my archenemy."
"Crap. You figured it out."
"Wasn't that hard. I at least know my archenemy."
"Well I'll get you later, I AM THE DIGE-DESTINED!"
"This is Pokemon you dumbass."
"GODDAMNIT! Why am I always wrong?"
Greg runs away pissed off.
"Man that was uncalled for."
"Really."
"Now where was I… Oh yeah ! This pokematch was getting a little boring, so I'll just finish it up real
quick."
Just then Ash pulls out a shotgun and shoots the enemy pokemon in the head. The enemy pokemon drops to
the ground.
"I win."
"You cheater you killed it!"
"I think this is the way that I should win all the matches from now. Anything I don't like I'll just shoot with
the shotgun."
"But that's cheap."
"No it's not it's just… Oh PIKACHU!"
"It's so cute."
"I know. Gonna have to KILL it!"
Ash pulls out the shotgun and shoots it in the head blowing it back into a tree.
"This is really fun."
Ash begins running around in the forest shooting all the pokemon he sees. Just then the gay guy with the
flower shows up.
"Team ROCKET!"
"NO!"
Ash shoots him in the head.
"Now that pokemon the WORST movie has now gone from G to R in ratings I think I'll stop. That was all I
really wanted to accomplish here. Read and Review or face castration. Then you'll look like a pokemon.
By the king himself: Kingosak
"I will become pokemaster!"
"That appears to be the point of the movie."
"Well I will."
"What do you mean? Togipachu is only level 4 and only knows big giga mega giga and lightning coshimashu
tondaratu!"
"Well yours is only level 3 with temashi and sakashit attack!"
"Could we try this in English you two?"
"No."
"Yeah this is pokemon! Do you think kids watch this for the bright colors and strange animals without
genitals?"
"Guess not."
"Then go back where you came from."
"But I was just standing here."
"Well then walk to that tree and touch it and then GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM."
"This show sucks."
As Rockman walks over to the tree Ash and that chick that I forgot her name go over to duke it out with
their pokemon.
"Prepare to be defeated!"
"Why does it always have to be defeated? Why can't the pokemon just die?"
"Because you lose so much that you wouldn't have any left."
"Guess there's a point there…
"Now prepare to be defeated."
The battle begins as the two contestants scream Japanese profanities at each other.
"Man neither one of them is dying."
"This really sucks."
"This is stupid I'm just gonna end it right now by…
"Do you know who I am?" Said a mysterious voice in the bushes.
"Yeah you're Greg my archenemy."
"Crap. You figured it out."
"Wasn't that hard. I at least know my archenemy."
"Well I'll get you later, I AM THE DIGE-DESTINED!"
"This is Pokemon you dumbass."
"GODDAMNIT! Why am I always wrong?"
Greg runs away pissed off.
"Man that was uncalled for."
"Really."
"Now where was I… Oh yeah ! This pokematch was getting a little boring, so I'll just finish it up real
quick."
Just then Ash pulls out a shotgun and shoots the enemy pokemon in the head. The enemy pokemon drops to
the ground.
"I win."
"You cheater you killed it!"
"I think this is the way that I should win all the matches from now. Anything I don't like I'll just shoot with
the shotgun."
"But that's cheap."
"No it's not it's just… Oh PIKACHU!"
"It's so cute."
"I know. Gonna have to KILL it!"
Ash pulls out the shotgun and shoots it in the head blowing it back into a tree.
"This is really fun."
Ash begins running around in the forest shooting all the pokemon he sees. Just then the gay guy with the
flower shows up.
"Team ROCKET!"
"NO!"
Ash shoots him in the head.
"Now that pokemon the WORST movie has now gone from G to R in ratings I think I'll stop. That was all I
really wanted to accomplish here. Read and Review or face castration. Then you'll look like a pokemon.